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[shinra_thug]

So, ok, I thought the afterlife was like more glow-y and shit and not so much like waking up after one hell of a hangover after a night in the Wall Market. I'm not even see through or anything cool like that, what the hell. Come on, how am I supposed to come back to scare the shit out of Reno like this?

At least being dead comes with perks it seems. Got a new phone (some idiot smashed my old one) and still got my rod. I really hope the afterlife also comes with strong booze cause shit, I need a drink.