[It's been irritating him ever since he first showed up here - woke up here, actually. He knows about that whole time compression thing. He knows that sometimes things can be weird. But dammit, either this is the weirdest dream he's had, or something is seriously not right here.]

Alright. Anyone wanna tell me where everything went to?

[For anyone wondering where Seifer's been for the last month or so, well, here's the answer, as a rather bedraggled looking Seifer finally makes his way back out of the forests on the edge of town. He looks kind of worse for the wear, but that's about it, other then the confusion.]

Anyone know what day it is?

Does this place even have proper seasons? Or any sort of marker of time?

[He sounds grumpier than he usually does. There's a reason, though he won't mention it - near as he can figure, it's his birthday and he's never a ray of sunshine when that rolls around.]

Alright. I’ve just got one question here. What the shit is going on here? Town’s aren't supposed to just break apart, even if we were still in time compression, and last I checked we weren’t. And what’s with the people here anyway? It’s like walking into some kind of bizarre freakshow and who builds a city around that anyway? I mean, who ( Read more... )