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14; video; Kefka Teaches Sex Ed aka IT'S TIME TO SCANDALIZETROLL THE TOWN

May 19, 2010 19:44

[Kefka adjusts the video so that he can glare it in the eye, his honeyed hair falling over his face and shoulders in long, messy tresses.]Alright, since no one seems to know what they're doing, especially the Gaians, and I never want to explain what a penis is again, this is the open post on HUMAN. BIOLOGY. Sex, bodies in general, whatever! Ask it ( Read more... )

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[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 02:58:35 UTC

[Kadaj smirks in delight.]

Why do girls have bumps on their chests?

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:09:20 UTC

Those contain mammary glands. When women nurse babies, they need to feed them, yes? These glands provide milk to feed the baies.

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:10:31 UTC

Mother has them and never fed me milk...

I think-- I think you have no idea what you're speaking of!

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:12:06 UTC

Objection! Your mother is an alien! I'm talking about human biology, not alien biology!

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:13:16 UTC

But Mother has them!

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:15:21 UTC

Your mother is. An. Alien!

[He slaps his hands on the table.]

Aliens and humans do not share the same biology! That's like expecting to be able to get a fish pregnant!

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:17:01 UTC

Why do they both have them?!

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:18:28 UTC

I don't know! I've never seen your mother! For all I know, they could have tiny things in them that shoot organic bullets when someone gets too close! Or she could be mimicking human form!

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:20:35 UTC

...Mimic?

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:21:54 UTC

You know, pretend to look like! It's common in nature. A spider pretends to look like a flower so that it can sneak up on insects easier!

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:23:42 UTC

Why would someone so beautiful want to mimic one of them?

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:25:17 UTC

Your mother preys on humanoids, doesn't she?

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:28:07 UTC

...Yeah.

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 03:38:13 UTC

So she disguises herself as one and then attacks! She's a very good predator.

[Video] incompletemania May 20 2010, 03:55:20 UTC

I suppose that makes sense.

[Video] sandinmyboots May 20 2010, 04:38:12 UTC

Of course it does! She's good at what she does!

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