So my boss was introducing me to someone I had spoken to over the phone, but hadn't met in person. The following ensued ( Read more... )

I just accidentally added the incorrect spelling of the word "apologize" to my computer's dictionary. As I usually misspell that word, and don't know how to undo the dictionary addition, I've decided that the only logical solution is to purchase a new computer.

Unless anyone else has any other ideas?

from Adele Sxxxxxx
to Chris Ronk date Feb 9, 2007 6:02 PM ( Read more... )

... for "Mystery Science Theater 3000: Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies" by a man named Craig Kent, who gave it two out of five stars:

0 out of 1 people found this review helpful ( Read more... )

"Portuguese-American" does not automatically equal "terrorist."

I am totally sick to my stomach.

And it may or may not have something to do with the half-dozen sprinkle donuts I ate, in succession, this afternoon ( Read more... )

Man Throws 60-Pound Pig At Hotel Workers
Police Baffled By Recent Animal TossingsWEST POINT, Miss. -- Pig tossing has the police stumped in West Point, Miss ( Read more... )

I was sent this article, with it's headline: Conservative Jews OK Gay Rabbis.

Only, for the first five or so minutes after receiving the link? I thought it said, "Conservative Jews OK Gay RABBITS."

I kept thinking, "Now, what in the mother-f^ck do conservative Jews care about rabbits, and whether or not they're gay? Is there some new commercial ( Read more... )