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roflolmaomg

whelp

May 26, 2010 21:46

noooo gwen do your english final, not write more karl/chris and chris/karl and think about asking people for more prompts when you know you need to just do it absolutely do not ask people to suggest other things you could write on the spot to get out this weird block you have it's just like pooping all you need to do is drink water and push but ( Read more... )

nothing productive, challenge for the masses, anything, pointless, fic, stupidity, brain spawn

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thalialunacy May 27 2010, 01:50:10 UTC

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thalialunacy May 27 2010, 02:02:24 UTC

You know, after staring at that picture for a while, I realized that might actually be a girl on the bottom. But with a phenomenal Adam's Apple. Hmm.

what am i DOING roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:39:02 UTC

It's a cliche and Jim has read the reports and has heard things around the Academy he's not sure he'd ever like to hear involving Pike and his crew, so it's not like he's entirely unprepared to one day wake up with breasts and legs up to his ears.

Well. Shapelier legs.

...Well. Hairless, shapelier legs.

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Well, breasts.

The point is, James Kirk has been around the metaphorical block with strange alien coincidences and happenings, read enough reports to burn the words onto his eyelids that weird shit will happen and does happen.

Needless to say, he takes his sudden acquirement of a vagina in stride.

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"No, thank you," Spock says, more to his computer screen than to Jim. "I am, as per the appropriate colloquialism is required, 'all set.'"

"Oh, come on, I want to test this thing out, and based on how Uhura always glows after you two leave together, I ( ... )

Boobs tiedye_ragdoll May 27 2010, 02:47:53 UTC

Oh Bones, so put up. I understand it's quite a hardship putting up with that

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tiedye_ragdoll May 27 2010, 02:06:13 UTC

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roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:42:32 UTC

WHAT THAT'S SO CUTE

lafemmechatte May 27 2010, 02:23:49 UTC

i kinda really want fic based of le gaga's speechless, which is like a melodramatic wangst fest. just. you know. if you wanted to know. >.>

roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:50:11 UTC

i've never even heard the song omg don't kill me

lafemmechatte May 27 2010, 02:56:26 UTC

it's okay. i just heard of it tonight. it's so angsty jones though.
here:

roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 03:00:20 UTC

OH GOD NO D: WHY IS THAT SONG GOING ALONG SO WELL WITH WHAT I'M WRITING RIGHT THIS SECOND NOOOO

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sequinedfairy May 27 2010, 02:42:09 UTC

LADY GAGA KIRK. MAKE IT HAPPEN, RUFFLE.

roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:43:43 UTC

THERE ARE SEQUINS AND PACKING PEANUTS AND LIQUID SPANDEX AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS I'M TERRIFIED OF

I DON'T EVEN

This is why I never prompt. sangueuk May 27 2010, 22:52:28 UTC

Karl’s sitting in on a photo-shoot to keep an ‘eye’ on Chris. The hair guy keeps fixing Chris’ hair. Karl’s pissed off.

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