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May 26, 2010 21:46

noooo gwen do your english final, not write more karl/chris and chris/karl and think about asking people for more prompts when you know you need to just do it absolutely do not ask people to suggest other things you could write on the spot to get out this weird block you have it's just like pooping all you need to do is drink water and push but ( Read more... )

nothing productive, challenge for the masses, anything, pointless, fic, stupidity, brain spawn

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thalialunacy May 27 2010, 01:50:10 UTC

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thalialunacy May 27 2010, 02:02:24 UTC

You know, after staring at that picture for a while, I realized that might actually be a girl on the bottom. But with a phenomenal Adam's Apple. Hmm.

what am i DOING roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:39:02 UTC

It's a cliche and Jim has read the reports and has heard things around the Academy he's not sure he'd ever like to hear involving Pike and his crew, so it's not like he's entirely unprepared to one day wake up with breasts and legs up to his ears.

Well. Shapelier legs.

...Well. Hairless, shapelier legs.

...

Well, breasts.

The point is, James Kirk has been around the metaphorical block with strange alien coincidences and happenings, read enough reports to burn the words onto his eyelids that weird shit will happen and does happen.

Needless to say, he takes his sudden acquirement of a vagina in stride.

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"No, thank you," Spock says, more to his computer screen than to Jim. "I am, as per the appropriate colloquialism is required, 'all set.'"

"Oh, come on, I want to test this thing out, and based on how Uhura always glows after you two leave together, I ( ... )

Boobs tiedye_ragdoll May 27 2010, 02:47:53 UTC

Oh Bones, so put up. I understand it's quite a hardship putting up with that

Re: what am i DOING thalialunacy May 27 2010, 02:49:08 UTC

YOU ARE BEING FUCKING AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

"Excuse me, Captain, but I believe I've forgotten to turn off the sub-propulsion dampener modulators for the thermal-generators," he says blandly, and leaves Jim standing with his arms crossed.

"Those aren't even real things," he mutters.

And vaginas ARE awesome, tyvm, and Kirk would totally agree.

I AM SO GLAD TO BE AN ENABLER.

Re: what am i DOING roflolmaomg May 27 2010, 02:51:34 UTC

LOL i figured that was the spock equivalent of 'i left the oven on'

you know, i have half a mind to turn this in instead of my english final, but then again i, you know

have half a mind

Re: what am i DOING thalialunacy May 27 2010, 02:56:20 UTC

should probably listen to the other half about this, yeah

Re: what am i DOING ninfomana June 30 2010, 17:17:11 UTC

I wish you had turned it in. I turned in fic for greek term usage pieces of nonsense. And then found out my English prof was a Trek fan. That was...interesting. At least they weren't porn-y.

Re: what am i DOING roflolmaomg July 1 2010, 03:36:00 UTC

so's mine! she has this adorable intense southern accent, so every time she says "check off" it sounds like "chekov", and she mentioned one day in class how ridiculous she feels whenever she has to say the phrase because all she can think of is walter.

and she wrote 'live long and prosper' on my final exam. :D

Re: what am i DOING ninfomana July 1 2010, 03:45:02 UTC

Excellent way to send you off!

Mine vowed to write his aphorisms on the board from now on in Elvish and Klingon. I cannot wait to sit in on those classes next year. It was awesome enough when we would sit there and relate shit like Dickens and Heart of Darkness back to Trek. (The analogies of HoD to Kirk?! Fucking great!)

Re: what am i DOING soonest_mended May 27 2010, 03:48:20 UTC

fuck, you melted my brain again.

I read this out loud to Kevin in its entirety and he had to pretend really hard not to laugh. Then he went out on the porch, not realizing I could still hear him laughing.

<3

Re: what am i DOING sangueuk May 27 2010, 22:55:54 UTC

lololol!

Needless to say, he takes his sudden acquirement of a vagina in stride. Well he just would wouldn't he? Awesome, bb!

x

Re: what am i DOING abigail89 June 3 2010, 16:42:08 UTC

Oh my god. You are insane, in a totally good and hot way. And hell, no Bones can't resist him, boobs or not.

:D

Re: what am i DOING sequinedfairy June 4 2010, 10:23:09 UTC

ahahahhahah amazing.

also, i'm pretty sure male jim kirk has shapelier legs than 99.99% of women, so the only difference is pretty much boobs.

Re: what am i DOING ninfomana June 30 2010, 17:20:58 UTC

with limbs like water and lips like lace
I was expecting total crack with that title and I got sheer awesome.

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