Title: Maladroit
Author: roflolmaomg
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4000
Prompt: Sex pollen
Summary: So maybe drugs aren’t always bad, mmkay?
Notes/Warnings: Drugged sex that appears a wee bit dubcon but isn’t. I promise it’s all good in the hood. On a side note, I really wanted to end this with them getting married in a Burger King and both becoming Burger Queens, but I ( Read more... )

"did you just kanye shrug me?"

"...how do you know what that is."

"i'm hip. i twitter."

lol my dad

HOO HAA i write inception now. it's the kind that make most people angry because of syntax and whatnot but this is generally how an eames character study is going to go.

sometimes i even write accidental companion pieces.

Title: Tiger, my
Rating: PG ( ( Read more... )

HAHAH SO i remembered i was actually really into Merlin fandom, like first round pornathon champion ftw and then so on, but i never wrote anything serious except for like two or three times so here i'm just going to post them and hope they look nice.

lemniciate's having a Richard Siken Fic Fest jesus sorry sparkletext but yeah that happened, and from it ( Read more... )

Title: candy jars and sticky hands
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: mmm drug use, sex.
Word Count: 885
Summary: Jim's a stressed-out kid. Leonard thinks this is a problem.
A/N: yaaaay for jim_and_bones 's Sweetheart's challenge, my prompt was basically the summary/to write it from Bones' point of view. title and cuttext are from Garbage's Hammering in My Head, which was ( Read more... )

 i have written inception and that is a strange thing. here, have some christmas fic that i will throw at you like paper shrapnel.

Title: fuck good tidings 
Rating: G
Warning(s): nope none.
Summary: Eames spreads Christmas cheer for all to hear, Arthur considers hermit life.
A/N: Summary is only half true and all stupid. Christmas fic written for tourdefierce and ( Read more... )

oh and also, sometimes i write fic. trololol

Title: Iron Crown
Rating: R
Paring: Chris/Karl
Warnings: RPS, foul language, misery.
Author's Note: tourdefierce asked me to make them bleed. It picks up right after True Word Burns, which you can find through the author tag.

give me a juggernaut heart

hurr dehurrr derr.

 haha whoops, i accidentally wrote a fic about how CPine lost his virginity on his grandmother's smelly old couch and for some reason he wanted to wear a suit that reminded him of it so uh anyway.

i guess my warnings are for severe second hand embarrassment and heterosexual sex (I KNOW, RIGHT, IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE) and i'm so sorry, this is exactly ( Read more... )

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Title: Such A Lack of Diplomacy (You Can’t Get Out)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Priorities, see, they and Leonard never really came to terms.
Warnings: Bad language, mostly.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters from Star Trek, or anything cool like that. D:
Author Notes: For elise_the_great , because she’d finished a paper ahead of schedule and needed incentive. ( Read more... )

Title: Sky Fits Heaven (sequel to Papa Don’t Preach)
Rating: PG-13 at the most.
Warnings: Bad language. 
Summary: This is why Leonard is.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jimmy or Bones, and I certainly don’t own the Bible. Title and cut text are, as tradition, from Madonna songs. I don’t think the religious aspect of this story should offend anybody, but then ( Read more... )