Day 20 - The one that broke your heart the hardest

i don't ever cry over you. everything else fucking hurts, though.

Day 21 - Someone you judged by their first impression

dear girl with the sparkling pink cheetah leggings pulled over what looks like a sack of pizza dough,

i'm sorry.

and so are my eyes.

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no, dad, just because i bring a guy upstairs does ( Read more... )

 noooo gwen do your english final, not write more karl/chris and chris/karl and think about  asking people for more prompts  when you know you need to just do it absolutely do not ask people to suggest other things you could write on the spot to get out this weird block you have it's just like pooping all you need to do is drink water and push but ( Read more... )

fucking figures the man of my dreams and then some brings his mom to the Oscars.

facepalm does not begin to cover it, ladies. and Tim.

Edit: OKAY OBVIOUSLY I ALSO THINK IT'S ADORABLE, I'M JUST A LITTLE EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.

For about a minute, the overhead music repeatedly calls them womanizers and tells them not to front until someone gains sense and switches to Third Eye Blind. Jim leads Bones to a corner booth, and he tries not to think about how their knees touch when they slide over the leather seats.

Jim already knows what he’s getting (pineapple, bacon, buffalo ( Read more... )

Hey look another meme I stole.

If I were a month, I'd be August. It's a slow burn and it's hard getting through it, but then it rains and you're reminded why you love summer.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Friday because I am awesome enough.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 1:30 A.M.
If I were a planet, I'd be Pluto. First I'm one thing, then I'm ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL.

My Christmas was sparse in terms of presents, but that's all right as small things./random acts of kindness make me most happy.

My favorite gift was from a very good friend, and she got me my very own CPine cardboard cut out, which made the dogs go bonkers and startles everyone who walks into the room. I'll pose with him and ( Read more... )

1. My username is ______ because ______.

roflolmaomg, because one day I realized in my head that if I put together all of the forms of online laughing together, they could fit because most of them either start or end with 'l'.

2. My name is _____ because ______.
Gwen, because that's what my parents decided.

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____. ( Read more... )

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So I love making chocolate bourbon cake, which is super delicious and as the title suggests, requires bourbon.

It's been like a month since I last made it, and since my dad drank it all I asked him to buy me more, because I'm going to use it as a recipe in the cooking class I'm taking and he's going to smuggle bring it into school for me next ( Read more... )

Tag eight sexy people. Don't refuse to do that like a pansy. Unless you really don't want to of course. And if you're not tagged and you want to do it, then do!

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