This time Mike grades...

CAMP SONGS!!!!!!!


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Alooooooha! I'll admit it: it's a strange thing for me to be in Hawaii and plopped on the Internet as if I were back in my boring Los Angeles pad. I didn't bring my laptop precisely for that reason; it wouldn't be a real vacation if I were sitting on myspace all the time, would it? Nonetheless, because of the sheer amount of time I spend on the ( Read more... )

I'm going to be in Hawaii for 8 days, starting today, but I will return with good health and plenty of pictures. Aloha!

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Yayyy! Youtube had the good sense to come back online, so now you can enjoy the Zuiikin gals dancing English phrases in offensive spandex. (In other words, my last journal entry is back up and running--go look at it. You won't be disappointed. Oh no.)

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This little instructional journal entry is entitled:

"How to be a Loud, Annoying, Egotistical, Self-Centered, Womanizing, Tactless, Showoffy, Preening and Pretentious Asshole"

(by me)


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This is just to whet your appetite before the REAL entry pops up (hopefully later on tonight). I saw it as a myspace bulletin and decided to give it a whirl. I think it's kind of neat ( Read more... )

What would happen if we took all the sex out of porn movies?


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Hello! Instead of writing something meaningful and important in this space, I've decided to retreat into grading shit again. And in honor of dilutedspark turning 21 today, I've decided to grade....

Aspects of Birthday Parties


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I so so apologize for the absence of Mike in the last few days! I've been busier than a bee on honey production day.

An enormous thank you to triggerhappyx for suggesting that my precious little stuffed bull, Tabasco, do a dance on Livejournal. Are you ready to see Tabasco's spicy-hot, booty-shakin' moves? You'd better be. Just pretend there's disco pumping ( Read more... )