OK, I made up a game. It involves: Me, running around the house, taking close-up pictures of random things, and then posting the pictures on here for you guys to guess what they are. The person that gets the most correct wins a fabulous prize of what, I don't yet know, but rest assured that it will be fabulous, and may involve money and/or drugs ( Read more... )

ONE volunteer?? That's all I get!? Not that I don't appreciate it, Victor, but geez people. I'm not a leper here. I'm a hot, blonde, in-shape, about-to-be-21 year old lady and no one wants to do me. Thanks. : P

OK. I'm fucking horny. Someone needs to come to my house and have sex with me. I'm too lazy to get dressed up and go out, but I'm gonna have to get less lazy pretty damn soon because I wants me some sex. It would just be so much easier if someone could just come to me. Ah, wishful thinking. Also, I have no money, so I can't pay $6 to get into ( Read more... )

You know when someone says something that someone doesn't believe or thinks is ridiculous or something, so then that person repeats what the other person has said and adds, "my ass!" to the end of it? Example: John says, "Malibu's Most Wanted is the best movie EVER!!" Jim replies, "Best movie ever, my ass!" OK. Why the "my ass?" I don't, for ( Read more... )

I watched Harold & Kumar for the first time tonite. It was funny. Stupid, but funny. Before that I watched TransAmerica, and that was really really good. I want to go away. That is all.

Quite frankly, I haven't a clue what to do with myself these days.

"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."

-Bill Maher

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OMFG. I am retarded. Jake--the new swimsuit I got, remember how I kept complaining that the top was going to fall off and that it was too small? I had it on upside down. The part with the 3 strings was supposed to tie around my neck and the part with the one string was for my back. I discovered this tonite while getting my stuff ready so Erin ( Read more... )

Red Hot Chili Peppers make life better, I've decided. So does pot.