Fuck yeah, Bill.
Bill Maher says:
"I think religion is bad, and drugs are good.
I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
I think stereotypes are true and abstinence is a perversion.
Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant.
I think September 11th changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points to George Bush’s IQ, I would have started one.
I think pornography stops rape; I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag-burning makes me feel patriotic.
I think death is not the worst thing that can happen to you.
I think people have too MUCH self-esteem, and being drunk is funny.
I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books and Jesus wasn’t a republican.
I am for mad cow disease and against suing tobacco companies.
I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay."
"I think religion is bad, and drugs are good.
I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
I think stereotypes are true and abstinence is a perversion.
Bush’s lies are worse than Clinton’s and there is nothing sexy about being old or pregnant.
I think September 11th changed nothing, and if I had known the onset of war would add a hundred points to George Bush’s IQ, I would have started one.
I think pornography stops rape; I think AIDS ribbons are stupid, and flag-burning makes me feel patriotic.
I think death is not the worst thing that can happen to you.
I think people have too MUCH self-esteem, and being drunk is funny.
I think children are not innocent, God doesn’t write books and Jesus wasn’t a republican.
I am for mad cow disease and against suing tobacco companies.
I think girls hate each other, no doesn’t always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women’s sports are boring, and the Olympics are gay."