Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG-ish
A/N: So Nate is pretty fuckin' OOC in this. Actually, everyone is pretty fuckin' OOC in everything I write. Take note for future reference.

( The clients had just left. )

Fandom: House
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG
Summary: Chase has a long-lost illegitimate son. Lulz ensue.
A/N: I decided that the fourth wall was getting on my nerves, so everyone, notably Wilson, no longer acknowledges it.

( When House walked into the conference room... )

Fandom: House
Pairing: (none)
Rating: PG-13-ish
Summary: Chase has an illegitimate long-lost son. Lulz ensue.

( House thought he'd seen that kid somewhere. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: (none)
Rating: R

( Why is this happening to me? )

My Fourth of July story began on the third of July. I came over to Richard's house at eight PM, after seeing Toy Story 3 with my family. For the record, that movie made me cry. Twice. And assure my mom that I'd never leave ever again. And when I stopped by home I hugged all my old toys and promised to play with them more ( Read more... )

Fandom: RPF/RPS
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Misha Collins/OC (brief hookup)
A/N: Based off true stories, true stories combined with other true stories, and untrue stories. It's worth nothing that I wrote this drunk at four in the morning. It is also worth noting that I do not condone driving while intoxicated. Enjoy!

( When Misha woke up, he smiled. )

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: (none as of yet)

( So, wait, is there gonna be a laugh track? )

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13-ish (sexual humor and language)
Pairing: (none as of yet)

( In the blink of an eye... )

This weekend had, until last night, been quite boring. At one point, my friends and I were reduced to riding up and down the elevators while I wore a pink wig. Though it was quite funny how no one acknowledged it, up until Saturday night we were all bored to shit. Thus, my GBF Richard and I decided to go clubbing, in the hopes that we'd derive some ( Read more... )

Fandom: NFL RPS
Pairing: Jason Witten/Tony Romo
Rating: PG (a little language, a little drinking, and a lot of jokes based on one ill-advised late night thesaurus venture)

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

( Rice-a-Toni )