Comments | rivelata: 27 naughty words; recorded

bitchin_beanie in rivelata

27 naughty words; recorded

Sep 28, 2010 10:29

Shit, I better open this fuckin' place before any more workers disappear. Not even gonna bother ask if anyone's seen Marcus-- that cuntsnacker's long gone. You can always tell it.

Anyway. [a clearing of his throat, and suddenly, Showman Jan is on scene!]

You poor sad fuckers that still gotta eat shit ever find your sorry asses hungry? Craving ( Read more... )

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dawnsbullet September 28 2010, 16:39:56 UTC

...You're opening a restaurant?

bitchin_beanie September 28 2010, 17:56:48 UTC

Heeey, lookit that, it's fuckin' Tits McGee! Fuckin' right I am. Wanna come on down so I can piss in your bowl of ramen?

dawnsbullet September 28 2010, 18:00:31 UTC

I think I'll pass.

bitchin_beanie September 28 2010, 18:02:07 UTC

Awww, you sure? I'll even jerk it into yours, just for you.

wingsnotwords September 28 2010, 16:43:28 UTC

ill help if you still need it

bitchin_beanie September 28 2010, 17:57:46 UTC

Hell, sure. Don't gotta be too fuckin' wordy to bus tables and shit, right?

she can be the honorary mascot wingsnotwords September 28 2010, 18:01:39 UTC

dont think so

fff yes perfect ;; ALSO WANNA ACTION THREAD THIS bitchin_beanie September 28 2010, 18:02:56 UTC

Sold! Get your ass down here, we'll work out your slave wages and shit.

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dontjustdont September 29 2010, 02:26:28 UTC

That offer still up for that waiter job...?

It's not like there's much to do on this island anyway.

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 05:01:08 UTC

You didn't get any uglier or anything, right?

dontjustdont September 29 2010, 14:26:45 UTC

That would be hard thing to accomplish.

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 14:36:55 UTC

Then you're on, bro. [map!] Right the fuck here, 5 PM tomorrow.

carmined September 29 2010, 03:18:50 UTC

Waitressing. It seems like something of a step down from running my own business, but seeing as that seems to have gone over about as well as a lead balloon, I suppose I could manage.

Plus, I'm bored.

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 05:01:37 UTC

Red. A fuckin' waitress. You shitting me?

carmined September 29 2010, 05:21:31 UTC

It would seem I've gone temporarily insane, or something of the sort - I suggest you take advantage of it.

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 05:47:07 UTC

You promise not to kill any customers 'til after they paid?

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trusts_none September 29 2010, 06:09:27 UTC

Running a business? You?

Does this mean I can expect you to start paying off your tab?

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 14:37:52 UTC

[oh look at him. just laughing. WHAT A SILLY IDEA, CHATAYA.]

trusts_none September 29 2010, 16:41:31 UTC

I suppose that would have been too much to ask.

You're lucky I like you so much.

bitchin_beanie September 29 2010, 19:39:01 UTC

I know, right?

Maybe I'll tip more. Maybe.

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