27 naughty words; recorded

[bitchin_beanie]

Shit, I better open this fuckin' place before any more workers disappear. Not even gonna bother ask if anyone's seen Marcus-- that cuntsnacker's long gone. You can always tell it.

Anyway. [a clearing of his throat, and suddenly, Showman Jan is on scene!]

You poor sad fuckers that still gotta eat shit ever find your sorry asses hungry? Craving

Comments

[wingsnotwords]

ill help if you still need it

[bitchin_beanie]

Hell, sure. Don't gotta be too fuckin' wordy to bus tables and shit, right?

she can be the honorary mascot

[wingsnotwords]

dont think so

fff yes perfect ;; ALSO WANNA ACTION THREAD THIS

[bitchin_beanie]

Sold! Get your ass down here, we'll work out your slave wages and shit.

s-sure? :o

[wingsnotwords]

okay im coming

[action!]

[bitchin_beanie]

[and here's Jan, slumped at one of the outdoor tables to wait and looking more like some neighborhood hooligan than... the owner of Junkhouse Ramen... but Rivelata is funny that way.]