27 naughty words; recorded
Shit, I better open this fuckin' place before any more workers disappear. Not even gonna bother ask if anyone's seen Marcus-- that cuntsnacker's long gone. You can always tell it.
Anyway. [a clearing of his throat, and suddenly, Showman Jan is on scene!]
You poor sad fuckers that still gotta eat shit ever find your sorry asses hungry? Craving something quick and easy, that some other jerkoff slaved over instead of your lazy ass? Well have I got fucking news for you!
Junkhouse Ramen's opening again, fuck yeah! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of that shit when Lyle and Karin packed up and left, right? Well fuck you! It's back! And, uh, needs some workers. Get your asses down here for noodles or employment or whatever. We don't, y'know, bite.
Anyway. [a clearing of his throat, and suddenly, Showman Jan is on scene!]
You poor sad fuckers that still gotta eat shit ever find your sorry asses hungry? Craving something quick and easy, that some other jerkoff slaved over instead of your lazy ass? Well have I got fucking news for you!
Junkhouse Ramen's opening again, fuck yeah! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of that shit when Lyle and Karin packed up and left, right? Well fuck you! It's back! And, uh, needs some workers. Get your asses down here for noodles or employment or whatever. We don't, y'know, bite.