27 naughty words; recorded

[bitchin_beanie]

Shit, I better open this fuckin' place before any more workers disappear. Not even gonna bother ask if anyone's seen Marcus-- that cuntsnacker's long gone. You can always tell it.

Anyway. [a clearing of his throat, and suddenly, Showman Jan is on scene!]

You poor sad fuckers that still gotta eat shit ever find your sorry asses hungry? Craving

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[carmined]

Waitressing. It seems like something of a step down from running my own business, but seeing as that seems to have gone over about as well as a lead balloon, I suppose I could manage.

Plus, I'm bored.

[bitchin_beanie]

Red. A fuckin' waitress. You shitting me?

[carmined]

It would seem I've gone temporarily insane, or something of the sort - I suggest you take advantage of it.

[bitchin_beanie]

You promise not to kill any customers 'til after they paid?

[carmined]

Deal.

[bitchin_beanie]

You're on. See your ass tomorrow, grand fuckin' opening.

[carmined]

Can't wait.