Summer is here children. This will prove to be the greatest summer ever. Here is why ( Read more... )

The last episode of Gilmore Girls ever was on tonight. THE LAST EPISODE EVER. My favorite show of all time is over and now it is time to drink away the pain. I'm seriously really sad.

However, my sadness is tempered quite a bit by the fact that Julie and I are now official!

Oh my God, I'm so sorry I'm late to work. It's a long drive from Pueblo you know? Don't you know I work two jobs? I'm better than you because of that. Hey, even though I know I came to work half an hour late I really need to call my fiancee. My fiancee needs me to call him. You all know my fiancee, Dan, right? My fiancee and I are getting married ( Read more... )

I gots a new job. I'm waiting tables again at a fake beach bar called Barracuda Bob's. It's a pretty chill place, real small and 90% neighborhood locals. The owner's in a perpetual state of about 2 and a half sheets to the wind and just sort of wings it whenever the place gets busy. He can barely tie his shoes and has only a fraction of an idea of ( Read more... )

We all have our occasional free rides through the green pastures...green pastures being straight cash in my case. But, like all our other fruitful endeavors, these free rides must also end ( Read more... )

Yesterday I ran into a complication in the world of dating that I had previously not encountered.

"Oh damn, I can't go out tonight sorry. I can't get a babysitter. How about next Friday?"

It is now February and it is 10 degrees and snowing outside. I honestly do not remember it being this bad last winter. Ever since the blizzard in mid-December, it has snowed AT LEAST once a week ( Read more... )

So we in the Greater Colorado Springs area have been fucked by snow the last week. It started Wednesday and left a legitimate 2 feet everywhere and drifts in places of 4 to 5 feet. I've got a great picture of me literally up to my armpits in snow in my driveway. It was fucking insane. The roads in the neighborhoods are still fairly dodgy and ( Read more... )

On the real though, bitches be runnin wild.

I went hunting this weekend. Fueled by Copenhagen and cheap apricot brandy, my dad and I went off into the wilderness in search of large buck deer. We had originally intended on leaving Thursday but instead, the biggest blizzard in 7 years dumped 2 feet of snow in Colorado Springs. So, we left on Friday and discovered that the original spot we ( Read more... )