Hey guys! It's me, Tina!
Oh my God, I'm so sorry I'm late to work. It's a long drive from Pueblo you know? Don't you know I work two jobs? I'm better than you because of that. Hey, even though I know I came to work half an hour late I really need to call my fiancee. My fiancee needs me to call him. You all know my fiancee, Dan, right? My fiancee and I are getting married pretty soon. I think my fiancee are going to just throw an informal get-together after we get back from the courthouse. My fiancee really likes my dress I picked out. Okay you guys I'm going to call my fiancee now, be back soon!
Okay you guys I think I need to get a crown replaced on one of my molars but I can't get the novocain because I'm pregnant. What? So what if I smoke? Low birth weight my ass. Little Tina Jr. will be fine, I've been smoking for 30 years and I smoked when I was pregnant with my son. You've met my son the dishwasher right? No he's not retarded! He just happens to look slightly hobbit-ish. So you can help my lift this box right? It's bad for the baby for me to be lifting things...
Hey! You just took that guy's order wrong. You didn't ask him to float some extra tequila on his margarita. He didn't order a margarita!? WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!? Don't you understand the concept of upselling? Listen to me you 20 year old nothing, I have been tending to various bars and waiting tables for years and years and you don't know shit about this. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? I'M 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD!
So you guys are going somewhere after work? No? Okay that's cool, I gotta go home to my fiancee and make my fiancee dinner and then fuck my fiancee with a paper bag over my head anyway. Night!
Okay you guys I think I need to get a crown replaced on one of my molars but I can't get the novocain because I'm pregnant. What? So what if I smoke? Low birth weight my ass. Little Tina Jr. will be fine, I've been smoking for 30 years and I smoked when I was pregnant with my son. You've met my son the dishwasher right? No he's not retarded! He just happens to look slightly hobbit-ish. So you can help my lift this box right? It's bad for the baby for me to be lifting things...
Hey! You just took that guy's order wrong. You didn't ask him to float some extra tequila on his margarita. He didn't order a margarita!? WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!? Don't you understand the concept of upselling? Listen to me you 20 year old nothing, I have been tending to various bars and waiting tables for years and years and you don't know shit about this. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? I'M 40 FUCKING YEARS OLD!
So you guys are going somewhere after work? No? Okay that's cool, I gotta go home to my fiancee and make my fiancee dinner and then fuck my fiancee with a paper bag over my head anyway. Night!