It's not purple anymore

(In reference to something I might have written about the review button in my fic, and then later ff.net changed the color of the button).

Seriously, that is it.. (Did you even READ the fic?)

And a golden one:

MAn, if Derek becomes a murderer, Casey'd know right away.
That'd be a great story.
Would she turn her step brother ( Read more... )

Just got a review on this story that is basically a "follow up" to the Truman's Last Chance spoilers. It's supposed to be almost canon (and semi-realistic sort of).

not real Dasey

Um... what? Are you saying it's fake? Like, instead of Dasey, it's Fasey? You make no sense, reviewer.

I just found this PM from ffn in my email:

Hi. I wrote a story about dasey and i'm just wondering how you add it to a
community so other people can see it. Thanks for your help!
Faith.

Um...?  I didn't realize I run ffn or am some sort of go to person for it.  Also, the last time I wrote something in LwD was last March or April.  I don't even know how ( Read more... )

I currently have a How I Met Your Mother fanfic, and I got two reviews from the same person that made me go WTF.

Awmydang!i love this story!its the only good long-term story i've read on here about the whole gang:),although i do realize that its Barbin/Milly centered.the third chapter was alittle boring sentance wise.you need to find a synonymn for ( Read more... )

How difficult is it to read the word "complete"?  On almost every single one of my oneshots (and some FINISHED chaptered fics), all of which are listed as complete over at ffn, have reviews asking for when it's going to be continued or that they can't wait for more or something to the effect of them expecting more.

When will I continue?

NEVER!!!

I opened up my e-mail to find a PM from someone I don't know about one of my fics and was surprised by it.

Hey.

can i translate your fanfiction into german( Pranks, Fights, and More )????
i think there are many mistakes in my message but don´t look at them.
I hope you answer to me

-What? No! I don't want my fic to be translated into German.  It's fine ( Read more... )

I actually just read this one for the first time, even though the date says it's from weeks ago, and I never got an alert. Weirdness.

Anyway, the review was actually pretty normal (and nice to read) but they quoted a line from the fic (back to the border):

They’re definitely not normal. But screw normal, anyways.Yeah. Um...the actual line, in the ( Read more... )

This is one review that's really made me go "WTF?"

Ahem.  dude this was beastly;p  good job writing this

Last I knew, beastly was not a positive.  Okay, that's fine, you hated it.  But then...good job?  That's a positive.  So...you liked it?

People confuse me.

So I open up my e-mail last night and find a review on an old fic that I finished in the spring. I didn't realize until later that it was a bad!fic and one of my OCs was a Mary Sue. So I'm expecting to find a review telling me that I have a Mary Sue, because that's happened before.

Instead, I get this:

the idea of colby getting envolved with someone ( Read more... )

I just got a PM from a reader that has left me baffled, and also a little frustrated:

I normally never, and I mean never, private message an author unless Ipractically fall in love with the story. I must say, after reading "In Fire,In Ice" I was mildly disappointed with the rest of your stories. The writingstyles differ so much it's like another ( Read more... )