FIC: Kizuna Bonds (Baba + Ikemen, Rish)

[reposte]

Title: Kizuna Bonds
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4800
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bath salts.
Warning: Sex, scatology and Fufukawa Yuta. Inside jokes about everything and references to PureBOYS Backstage Files DVD #2 and Masa's

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[doingfirst]

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OMFG ALLISON
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CANNOT BREATHE
DEAD OF LAUGHING
BBLATER FOR COHERENCE

(GOD CANNOT BELIEVE THE AWESOMENESS)
ASUGHASDUYLST

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OMG YOUR BRAIN IS INSANE
BABA IS SUCH A DICK
I LOVE HIM
HE HAS CRABS
Masa ooooomg, Hiroshima crabs are probably the same as Tokyo ones when it comes to STDs <33333333

:ASOIFHuiSLdtg

ALLISON YOU ARE MY HERO FOREVER AND EVER
I WILL SMUSH WATERMELON ON YOU TO SHOW MY AFFECTION <333

lol, I sound like a tard

[doingfirst]

alright. So. my favourite parts:

He scratches his balls with one hand. With the other, he flips his cell phone open.

YES. THAT IS BB EXACTLY HOW I SEE HIM. DEAD.

lol, blog entries. So far from the truth ...

two dumb gaijin with giant backpacks.

sounds like us!

Masa sticks out like the torii gates at Miyajima. He wiggles. He bops. He wears sunglasses and a manbag with Stitch embroidered on the side.

aiueghaeilrughaerilugtuaeril MASA DAISUKI

The whole bromide scene on the train is pure genius. (hahahahahaha, I think it's awesome the way you've melded our ideas!)

Masa frowns. "Yuta's a good guy. His debut single is really-"

"Lame," Baba says.

Have to agree with you there, BB. <33333333333333333333 omg omg

KOUHEI IS GENIUS. His message <3333 The Ouji stuff is insanely funny.

"It's okay," Baba says. His brain screams Dick on leg! Dick. On. LEG!

my brain has stopped functioning. BB, YOU ARE AMAZINGLY STRAIGHT AND AWESOME. HAVE LOTS OF GOOD SEX <333

Re: lol, I sound like a tard

[reposoir]

The gaijin backpackers were probably German. >:|

Your ideas were brill, Sally. *picks your brain*

Kouhei + Baba are totally PB BFF, you know it. Smoke together and share chicks. Kouhei doesn't have a mom at home asking him about the ballscratching, though...

So I watched a few minutes of BS#2 and saw the start of Hiromi's >:| facing and it was. SO. BEAUTIFUL!!!

*sniffs and flips hair*

I wasn't trying to be mean to Masa! I could just see him curled up into a ball and rocking back and forth on his ankles on his Stitch bathmat singing to himself, but off-key...petrified of the tits waiting outside for him...

(what DID those boxes and boxes of presents for his birthday from fans contain, though? seriously. wtf)

The last scene wrote itself. I had no part.

SALLY TO AI SHITERU!!!

[reposoir]

Was "BBLATER" intentional or subconscious? Because your punning rocks my socks off, Sally!!

&hearts!!

My brain may be insane, but you helped make it that way, what with those AWFUL LUKE C IMAGES!

*smushes watermelon and many thanks back onto you*

[ensein]

You had me at Lol, he thinks.

[reposoir]

^_______~

Somehow, adding "lol" to a fic and emoticons made it that much more perfect, imo.

(Yeah. Fuck me, I've been up since 4am....-___-)

[ensein]

Yeah. Fuck me, I've been up since 4am....

Aw. :| But it seems like you had fun. ;D ;D

[reposoir]

It's okay. I plan to sleep early. Whittled my time away editing this piece of utter perfection and sending out smex assignments. ^-^

[bloodstaindnght]

I really, really should not have read this when there were non-family people in the house. These people now think I am insane. And that I cackle a lot. Because this made me cackle. Baba is a dick. But I can't help but love him anyway. And deep down, he adores Masa, too. Ya know. . .during those whole three seconds or so a day when his mind isn't on chicks or his dick. Loved it, darlin. Too damn funny for words!

[reposoir]

>:D

Baba also thinks about juice. Mostly in the mornings after a night of boozing it up...

Thank you so much, D! (It's okay to be a bit crazy! ;)

[doovlynsidhe]

This is so fantastically epic I don't even know what to do with myself. 0.o

I love that this entire thing was just like one long twisted blog entry, you had me at the first 'Lol'.

Poor put upon BB! He just wants to have sex with lots of fangirls. I love that you wrote him as the grungy, sex-crazed and drunken teenage boy he probably really is.

Masa is <3. Poor thing, he just wants to DANCE and SING and be with BABA. What is so wrong with that?

Also, every time Baba called Furukawa 'Fufu' I could not contain my laughter. I think my roommate is now worried for my mental health...

As always, this was just ACE. (^-^)b

[reposoir]

Naw, Masa also likes chicks, he's just naive and innocent and afraid of boobs. Hence, Kumiko-chan on the mission to Masa's. ;P

Fufu....*prance prance prance*

Thank you so much! :D

[doovlynsidhe]

Oh no, I am all for the Tenimyu boys Het! Don't misunderstand me, lol. It just seems like sometimes Masa comes off as THIS IS BABA MY BFF ISN'T HE AWESOME?! And Baba's response seems to be slightly...less enthusiastic. >.<

This fandom can always use more Het! *nods*

[damagepersecond]

...First thing i thought actually was, "BOYS".

XD!

then OMGROFLWTFHAHA this is really crack incarnate XDDDDD. Baba is just like any normal teenager-to-adult, I swear hahahaha. that deceptively fine-looking young man is definitely hiding something... if not his huge vanity it's Masa that's not normal...! LULZ. *no, I love you still Masa~~~! hugs!* and i know it's only you Ba-chon can tolerate to be with longer than most people, and I know you're even more innocent and sunshiny for real than that angelic-looking Ba-chon... so, LOVE*

and i can totally imagine Masa screaming out "sun will shine away" in the bathroom too askdfhsdlfkdsfkj

the crab imagery is quite disturbing tho... hahahaha XDDDD. suddenly, this morning, i was eyeing my crab sushi so warily... oh wait, this is an ebi nigiri i'm eating. XD. i really hope BB doesn't have crabs irl. XD. i won't be able to look at crab eggs normally anymore...!

[reposoir]

Baba doesn't have crabs. He's just very confident of his dick is all. ;P

Masa might also curl up into a ball, rock back and forth, and go through the lyrics of Start. Maybe.

Thank you so much! >:D

[damagepersecond]

i was about to ask you a R-ish question, but i refrain for now. XD.

...oh dear, the imagery you feed me really blows me away XDD either that, or its really my imagination at fault