FIC: Kizuna Bonds (Baba + Ikemen, Rish)

[reposte]

Title: Kizuna Bonds
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4800
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bath salts.
Warning: Sex, scatology and Fufukawa Yuta. Inside jokes about everything and references to PureBOYS Backstage Files DVD #2 and Masa's

Comments

[venivincere]

Baba is such. an. ass. I don't know these guys from a hole in the wall except what I've read about them in your journal, but the way you bring them to life just makes me die. So, so funny. I'd quote but really, the whole thing is just so utterly brilliant as a whole that quoting is worthless. Consider the whole thing quoted back at you. You? Were right. This is such a piece of amazing awesomeness. Now for the most offensive question: are you going to do more of these guys? Because what a waste if you don't. Baba is so het -- I'd love to see what he'd do if Masa actually got off on him. :-D

[reposoir]

lol. Maybe it wasn't as clear as it could have been, but Masa is also very straight, he's just afraid of boobs and very very naive. And he nocturnally embraces his costars. Probably out of loneliness, poor boo...

I swear I made nothing up that isn't IRL, except maybe the crabs. And the names of the chicks.

It is pretty awesome, isn't it, Veni? :D :D :D

ありがとうございます！！

(LOL)

[venivincere]

OMG. This is the fic you're writing a sparkly sequel to??? *dies* I can't wait! :-D

[tokyolights]

Omfg ♥ I don't even know what to say besides that this was amazing!

[reposoir]

*preens*

(Was Kouhei acceptable? ;)

ARIGATOU LEONIE-CHAN!!

[inarikami]

This. Is a thing of beauty.

...You had me at the first joke on Baba's messed up hair. xD No, at the ball scratching, rather. :D!

Orange Juice Boy is such an enormous ass and Masa's such a DORK - I think you handled the fine nuances of characterization perfectly. :3

I love how this whole thing is one huge fandom in-joke. Awesome. Baba's dog obsession, Masa's D1 obsession, his clueless purity, the blog comments, THE 'HE EMBRACES ME IN MY SLEEP' (xD), the Furukawa jokes, everything. And Ouji. Spot on in two.fucking.sentences. xD

... Poor Oden-kun. Poor poor Oden-kun. xD

ALSO HEREBY I HUMBLY OFFER YOU TO TAKE OVER AT MnE. xDDDDDD The blog posts had me dying. (Do you know how many times I have to type out 'Everyone, good morning', huh, huh?!! D<) I think I'm going to just copypaste these here from now on. :3

PS: I love your evil deed of posting this to the MasaBaba comm. xD BB would be proud. *wipes tear*

[reposoir]

^-^

One huge fandom-in-joke about describes it, though there's even finer inside jokes inside that, mostly about Fufu. lol.

Oden-kun...I have no idea where all that came from. Maybe if Baba kept strange stuffed animals off his blog...>:D

*accepts the MnE with a big, evil smirk*

Thank you!!

(Yes, it was evil of me. Bwah hah hah! Unfortunately, too many people seem to have lost the whole 'Baba and Masa are BOTH STRAIGHT' aspect that drips through this like Oden-kun's stuffing...lol ;)

[mayezinha]

This is totally not worksafe in terms of laughing matters.
It wasn't easy to proofread outloud whit this burn in your brain.

Poor Masa, his love for D1 is so true and enthusiastic. And he's so clueless, BTW. >.>;;
And he likies Fufu a lot!! Maybe Fufu has an evil plan of his own. >:D
You really think Ba-chon is really that way? XD Well, I'm a dinosaur, maybe young people is like that nowadays. And there are lots of blog posts that can assemble his case. XD

I think that the worst part is how much of the inner jokes you can get, Damn. ^^;;;

So you think that Hiromi is that underrated in the group? Poor BB, he'll miss drinking with Kohei.

So much fun indeed. And printing to take home and laugh along!

[reposoir]

Masa's not clueless, he just has child-like innocence and a Stitch obsession! lol ;)

Well, Baba likes to drink, Baba likes pussy and he's 20. He's not a very deep person, bless his soul. And he loves his dog.

I adore Hiromi. His >:| faces are the best!

lol, thank you!! Happy cackling! :D :D :D

[hibimaosuki]

Hiromi's >:| face pwns all. Even Tezuka's. :D

[hibimaosuki]

...............

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

When I first read Furukawa's last line, I totally thought Baba was still assdrunk and had shoved Furukawa into the bathroom with Masa by mistake. XD Clearly my brain is not in working order.

Baba and his Orange Juice XDDDDDDDDD

(And Hiromi HAS been picked Lucky Boy... Hasn't he? Granted, it was because only he and Nagaoka were on the show that day *sadness* JAPAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE ADORABLENESS.)

[reposoir]

Nope. Fufu's a chick--haven't you noticed? :P

(Yes, I know Hiromi's been picked as Lucky Boy, but would Baba? Would Baba care? Probably not....)

Thank you!! *shares the orange juice of hangovers with you*

[hibimaosuki]

Baba being the vain bastard (♥♥♥) that he is, I guess not. XDDDD