FIC: Kizuna Bonds (Baba + Ikemen, Rish)
Title: Kizuna Bonds
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4800
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bath salts.
Warning: Sex, scatology and Fufukawa Yuta. Inside jokes about everything and references to PureBOYS Backstage Files DVD #2 and Masa's ( Read more... )
Author: Ociwen
Wordcount: 4800
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Er…it's all about the Baba, really.
Disclaimer: This is 100% real of course, although Arena 37C owns Masa and his collection of bath salts.
Warning: Sex, scatology and Fufukawa Yuta. Inside jokes about everything and references to PureBOYS Backstage Files DVD #2 and Masa's ( Read more... )
He scratches his balls with one hand. With the other, he flips his cell phone open.
YES. THAT IS BB EXACTLY HOW I SEE HIM. DEAD.
lol, blog entries. So far from the truth ...
two dumb gaijin with giant backpacks.
sounds like us!
Masa sticks out like the torii gates at Miyajima. He wiggles. He bops. He wears sunglasses and a manbag with Stitch embroidered on the side.
aiueghaeilrughaerilugtuaeril MASA DAISUKI
The whole bromide scene on the train is pure genius. (hahahahahaha, I think it's awesome the way you've melded our ideas!)
Masa frowns. "Yuta's a good guy. His debut single is really-"
"Lame," Baba says.
Have to agree with you there, BB. <33333333333333333333 omg omg
KOUHEI IS GENIUS. His message <3333 The Ouji stuff is insanely funny.
"It's okay," Baba says. His brain screams Dick on leg! Dick. On. LEG!
my brain has stopped functioning. BB, YOU ARE AMAZINGLY STRAIGHT AND AWESOME. HAVE LOTS OF GOOD SEX <333
Tooilet stuff is hilaaarious. Dying.
Also, Hiromi and his >:| face is totes canon, dude. He loves to use that face when he doesn't want anyone to realise he's pissed off, haha. BB smoking = hot. Almost as hot as ball scratching.
"Masa phoned me and said that some deranged person was trying to rape him," Fufu says. He sniffs and flips his hair. "I tried to sing him one of the songs from my Debut Release." He tiptoes in front of Kumiko-chan and sniffs again. There's an acoustic guitar propped against Masa's window. Baba rolls his eyes. He scratches his balls in front of Fufu-just because he has some.
That is probably my favourite thing you've ever written, right there. It is like, 100000 inside jokes in one, and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to stop laughing.
Masa yowls-he's off-tune and shrieking about the sun shining away.
HEY that's mean! Masa :((((
He can almost hear giggles from Masa's apartment, but knowing Masa, it might also be the sound of his Lilo and Stitch DVD on repeat.
no no no, Masa's embracing the tits, finally. careful, BB! Kumiko-chan might leave you for the hot dancer.
Also. The last scene? Dead. The hair flipping. The ball scratching.
I KNEW FUFU WAS A FUCKING GIRL
so vain he's almost gay
so vain he's a bloody chick
ALLISON AI SHITERU
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Your ideas were brill, Sally. *picks your brain*
Kouhei + Baba are totally PB BFF, you know it. Smoke together and share chicks. Kouhei doesn't have a mom at home asking him about the ballscratching, though...
So I watched a few minutes of BS#2 and saw the start of Hiromi's >:| facing and it was. SO. BEAUTIFUL!!!
*sniffs and flips hair*
I wasn't trying to be mean to Masa! I could just see him curled up into a ball and rocking back and forth on his ankles on his Stitch bathmat singing to himself, but off-key...petrified of the tits waiting outside for him...
(what DID those boxes and boxes of presents for his birthday from fans contain, though? seriously. wtf)
The last scene wrote itself. I had no part.
SALLY TO AI SHITERU!!!
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