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[repeatshimself]

[This is Billy looking only partially awake. He is wearing a huge shirt (one of Teddy's) and he's gripping his coffee as he looks out the window]

Oh my god.

The porter took us to-

[PAUSE]

Wait. This is that...curse again. The one with the people. Which means....

[He turns to look at his camera. HI BILLY. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. YOU MIGHT WANT

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[reapingmagic]

I take it you aren't a fan of people either?

[repeatshimself]

People are okay, really.

It's more fact that they're interested in stuff like my love life that gets to me.

[reapingmagic]

And it's trivial things like that partially make most of humanity intolerable. My brother, however, makes everything intolerable.

[repeatshimself]

My brother has the same gift.

[hazamouth]

NOPE! But I am! How's it going?

[repeatshimself]

Deadpool.

[hazamouth]

Does everybody have to get all scared when I show up?

[repeatshimself]

They wouldn't if you didn't creep them out.

[sailorsamurai]

Would it be so bad?

[repeatshimself]

To see my mom? Well, I mean. No. Not really.

[sailorsamurai]

I hope that you see her.

[repeatshimself]

I hope I find my pants before she shows up.

[bealright]

You don't want to see her? Your mother?

[repeatshimself]

I'd like her to see me.

With pants on.

[bealright]

Hoe?

[repeatshimself]

[WAIT]

How old are you?

[starchilde_lost]

I dunno about Wanda, but you might want to put on some pants, just in case.

[repeatshimself]

Rachel, you just had to point it out, didn't you?

[starchilde_lost]

Yeah, well, if I've been hauled back here I gotta do something to pass the time.

[repeatshimself]

You could have just come over. Those crazy other mutants are all gone, so it's not like walking the street is dangerous or anything.