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[repeatshimself]

[This is Billy looking only partially awake. He is wearing a huge shirt (one of Teddy's) and he's gripping his coffee as he looks out the window]

Oh my god.

The porter took us to-

[PAUSE]

Wait. This is that...curse again. The one with the people. Which means....

[He turns to look at his camera. HI BILLY. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. YOU MIGHT WANT

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[hazamouth]

NOPE! But I am! How's it going?

[repeatshimself]

Deadpool.

[hazamouth]

Does everybody have to get all scared when I show up?

[repeatshimself]

They wouldn't if you didn't creep them out.

[hazamouth]

How am I creepy? There's tons more creepier guys like Death...wait a minute, wrong comic brand.

[repeatshimself]

You called me especially nubile.

[hazamouth]

Well because you are, duh.

[repeatshimself]

[He's wishing pants on now, creeper]

How is that not creepy?

[hazamouth]

Did I grope you?

[repeatshimself]

Don't even say such a thing.