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[repeatshimself]

[This is Billy looking only partially awake. He is wearing a huge shirt (one of Teddy's) and he's gripping his coffee as he looks out the window]

Oh my god.

The porter took us to-

[PAUSE]

Wait. This is that...curse again. The one with the people. Which means....

[He turns to look at his camera. HI BILLY. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. YOU MIGHT WANT

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[starchilde_lost]

I dunno about Wanda, but you might want to put on some pants, just in case.

[repeatshimself]

Rachel, you just had to point it out, didn't you?

[starchilde_lost]

Yeah, well, if I've been hauled back here I gotta do something to pass the time.

[repeatshimself]

You could have just come over. Those crazy other mutants are all gone, so it's not like walking the street is dangerous or anything.

[starchilde_lost]

No offense Billy, but if I'm gonna get a eyeful of you without pants, I figured over the network was better than in person.

...what crazy other mutants?

[repeatshimself]

You know the ones that wanted to kill you because you were dating one of them or not dating one of them, or something.

I didn't exactly keep up.

[starchilde_lost]

...thanks for reminding me. [No, really, thanks.]

[repeatshimself]

I live to serve.

[starchilde_lost]

So. Aside from posting this pic of you pants-less on as many lightposts as I can, anything else you'd like?

Maybe getting dinner or something? I'm pretty sure I have no money that's taken around here.

[repeatshimself]

I'm always available for food.

[starchilde_lost]

I thought that might be the case. Anything good open up since the last time I was hauled in?

[repeatshimself]

Taco stand near Xanadu.

[starchilde_lost]

[She's totally laughing now.] Sounds perfect.