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[repeatshimself]

[This is Billy looking only partially awake. He is wearing a huge shirt (one of Teddy's) and he's gripping his coffee as he looks out the window]

Oh my god.

The porter took us to-

[PAUSE]

Wait. This is that...curse again. The one with the people. Which means....

[He turns to look at his camera. HI BILLY. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. YOU MIGHT WANT

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[sailorsamurai]

Would it be so bad?

[repeatshimself]

To see my mom? Well, I mean. No. Not really.

[sailorsamurai]

I hope that you see her.

[repeatshimself]

I hope I find my pants before she shows up.

[sailorsamurai]

She gave birth to you. You didn't have pants then.

[repeatshimself]

You'd walk around in front of your mother pantsless?

[sailorsamurai]

Please don't ask me that.

I'd do anything if only--

Yes.

[repeatshimself]

.....oh.

[sailorsamurai]

It could be worse.

[repeatshimself]

I'll take your word on it.

Billy Kaplan.

[sailorsamurai]

I'm not who I was. Everyone calls me Baby Doll.

[repeatshimself]

That happens, I guess. Nice to meet you, Baby Doll.

[sailorsamurai]

It's nice to meet you too.

Be careful here.

[repeatshimself]

It's actually not so bad here on these days. No one ever dies.

[sailorsamurai]

I don't know how I feel about that.

[repeatshimself]

Well, people can die here.