( today is the worst day ive had in a long long time. )

earlier today in the midst of an argument i told my mother, "i didn't tell you to shut up." she wasn't wearing her hearing aids and thought i just said "shut up" and hit me across the face as hard as she could. I never lost my cool or called her names, but she proceeded to tell me "who are you gonna call? you dont have any friends because no one ( Read more... )

despite the following lines, i can't get this song out of my head:
"shush girl, shut your lips, do the helen keller and talk with your hips"
"tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him"

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so this morning at jester i was getting breakfast and i saw the hottest guy ive seen in like years getting a package from the mailroom. i forgot i had these kickass holographic animal valentines in my backpack, but i dont know if i wouldve given him one.. he was wearing socks with sandals so hes probly straight. but jesus christ he was hot ( Read more... )

need a way to make money. hm. maybe ill be a hooker. but im too old for that i think

man, fuck that street evangelist lady on the west mall. i called the police and reported her. while i was on the phone with my mother she yelled in my ear "GET OFF THE PHONE IM TRYING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT JESUS. OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT!" if you wanna be an attention whore, fine. but dont get in my face ( Read more... )

for anyone who cares i dont have cancer, it turned out to be an epididymal cyst.

lump on my right testicle. doctor says it might be cancer. i'll find out tomorrow ( Read more... )

i got home and was pretty content so i drew this for the earth:

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