cancer
lump on my right testicle. doctor says it might be cancer. i'll find out tomorrow.
i read in that book Boink by Mary Roach that there are only artificial balls for dogs that pet owners get. and they all say "buster feels so much more confident now with his implants!" but they only come in a few sizes and theres a problem with people buying like great dane testicles for their dachshunds and i think that says more about pet owners than anything. in any case, there aren't human equivalents that you can purchase, but if you buy the dog ones a plastic surgeon will put them in for you. so if i lose one of these babies im definitely gonna get a fake dog testicle put in to keep the other one company. but lefty might get intimidated by a great dane.
i read in that book Boink by Mary Roach that there are only artificial balls for dogs that pet owners get. and they all say "buster feels so much more confident now with his implants!" but they only come in a few sizes and theres a problem with people buying like great dane testicles for their dachshunds and i think that says more about pet owners than anything. in any case, there aren't human equivalents that you can purchase, but if you buy the dog ones a plastic surgeon will put them in for you. so if i lose one of these babies im definitely gonna get a fake dog testicle put in to keep the other one company. but lefty might get intimidated by a great dane.