Helmsman Sulu just tried to fuck me!

2381-05-14 @ 1440 ( Read more... )

2381-02-24 @ 1440
Stardate 56398.05

I've been in the brig all week.

I was walking down the hall at the end of my shift, and this Andorian sticks his rabbit ears out the doorway.  He spots my "mustard"-colored dickey* and asks me if I had a free minute to step inside and look at his broken replicator.

That is my biggest pet-peeve.  Everyone ( Read more... )

2381-02-12 @ 0930 ( Read more... )

2381-02-04 @ 1455
Stardate 56343.26

See, this is the kind of thing that really pisses me off about Starfleet.

I'm on an Away Team yesterday, and two security guys get their brains blasted all over me by some Jem'Hadar who were totally off their shit... like, their White had run out or something after crash landing.

Don't respond to Dominion ( Read more... )

2381-01-13 @ 1741
Stardate 56283.11

So you'll never guess where in the hell I've been ( Read more... )

2381-01-10 @ 1434
Stardate 56274.76

Well.

Barboza's dead.

Didn't see that one coming ( Read more... )

2381-01-09 @ 1455 ( Read more... )

2381-01-09 @ 1245 ( Read more... )

2381-01-09 @ 1136 ( Read more... )