Who Mourns for Barboza?
2381-01-10 @ 1434
Stardate 56274.76
Well.
Barboza's dead.
Didn't see that one coming.
It didn't help that he was a complete wreck come wake-up time. All I'll say is that filling up your stomach before hitting the Saurian brandy is good; filling up on live gagh is bad. I guess he was mauled by some kind of orange shiny monkey-thing. Pretty badly, too. In fact, there wasn't enough left to get a transporter lock on... they had to send a couple of the guys who are on K.P. down with some shovels and a pail.
The worst part is that Barboza was the last Italian left. We kind of thought that they'd never put us in harm's way; him, the last Italian, and me, the last Jew. So I'm feeling a little more vulnerable today.
Fucking shiny-ass orange monkey.
Stardate 56274.76
Well.
Barboza's dead.
Didn't see that one coming.
It didn't help that he was a complete wreck come wake-up time. All I'll say is that filling up your stomach before hitting the Saurian brandy is good; filling up on live gagh is bad. I guess he was mauled by some kind of orange shiny monkey-thing. Pretty badly, too. In fact, there wasn't enough left to get a transporter lock on... they had to send a couple of the guys who are on K.P. down with some shovels and a pail.
The worst part is that Barboza was the last Italian left. We kind of thought that they'd never put us in harm's way; him, the last Italian, and me, the last Jew. So I'm feeling a little more vulnerable today.
Fucking shiny-ass orange monkey.