Circling Uranus
2381-01-09 @ 1455
Stardate 56273.04
I heard this great joke in Engineering:
Q: What's the most frustrating part of having sex with a Founder?
A: The way it keeps trying to change back into an adult.
Barboza added, "and they don't bleed." That's funny, too. But we had to stop when Lt. Morrison walked by. Morrison told us this story about this transporter accident on his old ship back in the war when he was stuck in the body of a Founder, and vice versa. They found a way to reverse it... but the captain called him in private, and refused to use the cure unless Morrison licked his balls from across the room. I shit you absolutely not. And he was pretty green back then, so he didn't really stick up for himself.
You can imagine how trashed Lt. Morrison was to leak that little tale. In fact, we're all going to go get ripped in a few minutes. I know it's only 1500, but I'm on Gamma Shift, okay? Work from 0100 - 0900, rec from 0900 - 1700, sleep from 1700 - 0100. And we've got to take Barboza out. He's on one of those away missions tomorrow. You know the kind. Planetside. Entire senior staff. And him.
Not really a synthehol occasion.
Stardate 56273.04
I heard this great joke in Engineering:
Q: What's the most frustrating part of having sex with a Founder?
A: The way it keeps trying to change back into an adult.
Barboza added, "and they don't bleed." That's funny, too. But we had to stop when Lt. Morrison walked by. Morrison told us this story about this transporter accident on his old ship back in the war when he was stuck in the body of a Founder, and vice versa. They found a way to reverse it... but the captain called him in private, and refused to use the cure unless Morrison licked his balls from across the room. I shit you absolutely not. And he was pretty green back then, so he didn't really stick up for himself.
You can imagine how trashed Lt. Morrison was to leak that little tale. In fact, we're all going to go get ripped in a few minutes. I know it's only 1500, but I'm on Gamma Shift, okay? Work from 0100 - 0900, rec from 0900 - 1700, sleep from 1700 - 0100. And we've got to take Barboza out. He's on one of those away missions tomorrow. You know the kind. Planetside. Entire senior staff. And him.
Not really a synthehol occasion.