You have to wonder-- if M. Night Syamalan fell into a boiling vat of some sort of almost-deadly liquid and lost part of his brain that made him write stories, would anyone really notice a difference? I'm not really one for scary movies (I think the only "horror" movie I've seen was 1976's "Carrie" which was more disturbing than scary. Not to ( Read more... )

When I think of country "music" (Please note the quotations. It's not so much music as it is a lot of whining and some banjos and accents), I don't get the warm fuzzy feeling I get when I hear the words "rock" or "oldies," I get something more along the lines of "WHAT? WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, PLEASE DON'T TURN ANY ON." However, as ( Read more... )

I saw X3 earlier this month, and of course, I found things wrong with it. This, apparently, upset the community of dorks in Connecticut. And by community I mean the dude who becomes more of an ub3r n3rd every moment he breathes.

This is a retaliation to the retaliation of my retaliation to The Last Stand. Got that straight? (You're going to need ( Read more... )

yeah so dont read this if you havent seen the movie. unless you just can't tear yourself away, and here you are reading about it, and you just cant stop, like watching a house fire or river dance, and by the time youre done you will sorely wish you hadn't. hey, dont say i didnt warn ya ( Read more... )

hollywood... i simply dont understand this. why has everyone shifted their focus from julia roberts, hugh grant, and tom hanks to lindsay lohan, hilary duff, and... jessica simpson? i understand that we cant hold onto people like james cagney because eventually, time takes over, but do we have to turn to fake smiles and laguna beach worthy acting? ( Read more... )

what the HECK is with the new pizza hut commercial? 1. the lyrics make almost no sense 2. jessica simpson parody-ing her own [cover of a] song? and 3. WHAT IS UP WITH KERMIT'S "we'll have what they're having"? harry met sally refferance, or just totally lame line ( Read more... )

hey. i never went over tags on here, i just realized that. though by now i seriously hope you guys have figured them out. anyway, for those of you with little tag knowledge: tags are basially a way of grouping similar journal entries. ive got a few handfuls of tags..four handfuls, to be exact:

aim, babysitting, celebrities, f&f, feeling guilty, ( Read more... )

Undiscovered: because producers are trying to prove "from justin to kelly" and "crossroads" wrong.

(youd think singers. wait, im sorry, "singers", would have learned by now that they just cant make it in the acting world. not that id really call that acting, but still, they should learn.)

is it just me, or when eminem sings (lip syncs?) does it sound like hes whining ont he verge of screaming? oh and yes, he lips syncs. ive seen it. :D

laguna beach....because we dont get to witness enough mediocre acting with soap operas and lindsay lohan.

maybe she dyed her hair blonde and got collagen of meg ryan (why meg? why?) proportions in hopes no one would notice her lack of lip syncing skills, but lindsay, either way, you were better when you weren't famous.

lindsay lip syncing
(i love the fact that she appears to be forgetting the lyrics to the song that...whoops...she wrote)