You would think after 48 hours of no sleep, one would have no problem sleeping all night long; but NO, my damn head has to cap it at one and a half hours and call it a night.

Freakin' stupid head.

Six minutes well spent.

Keep in mind while watching this that these people make some of the best, most reliable and most respectable cars in the world.

Maybe Americans need to rethink football and start playing with some rubber bands.

Spring break starts next week. For me, it starts at 2:15 tomorrow. I am literally itching to be done with school. I'm doing wicked sweet this semester, at the expense of my love and social life. It's a really, really big expense. All those hippie people are telling me that I'm forgetting to live, that life isn't about what we make of ourselves, it' ( Read more... )

(Overheard about a 4 year old)

"I'm upset... Conner has been saying 'hate' recently. I don't know where he learned it!"

"Probably from kids at school."

"BUT IT'S A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL!"

"I know, it's terrible. You should talk to his teacher about it."

Inch your car up to the parking lot entrance, look at me coming towards you. Look the other way. Look at me again. Debate whether or not you have enough room to pull in front of me. Think about it for another minute as I get closer. Decide you're an idiot and pull in front of me after giving it a lot of thought, therefore cutting me off ( Read more... )

... but when the guy across from you is reading everything out loud to himself, why wouldn't I rush to tell the world ( Read more... )

Today was interesting. I had a patient who was 450 pounds. No, that was not a typo, four hundred and fifty pounds. Ouch, it's gotta hurt to walk with that belly. Also, two patients whose command of the English langauge wasn't the greatest, as displayed below:

"Have you been eating your meals?"

"Yes, I drink lot's of coffee!"

Had to be worse than mine. Today in and of itself wasn't entirely dispensable, but events building up to the suckiness that was my today made it almost unbearable. Between the mostly sleepless night, the still not having a phone, the hardcore tests being pushed FORWARD (forward, not BACK) a day (making it tomorrow, p.s., regardless of me having to ( Read more... )

Congratulations on planning your wedding. You and your mother seem very excited to be meeting with this photographer, he is exactly what you're looking for, and I am aware you are 99.9% sure you will choose him. Why am I sure of this particular percentage? Because you screamed it, loudly. Because the phase "indoor voice" is meaningless to you as ( Read more... )

I agree with you, good sir, that despite being past your obvious prime of life, you should be able to dance around in the driver's seat, singing hip-hop to anyone within a 25-foot radius. You have enriched everybody's lives just a little bit, because we now know that we are not the most ridiculous, nor the worst, singers on the planet. Thank you, ( Read more... )