I write about Panera experiences way too often
... but when the guy across from you is reading everything out loud to himself, why wouldn't I rush to tell the world:
NEWSFLASH: I AM NO LONGER THE CRAZIEST PERSON ALIVE.
Awesome update: also, to the girl who keeps getting up and taking samples, hoping no one sees.... I see you eating the entire loaf of bread. I'm not judging you, because everyone loves free food, but I do see you.
Awesome update number two: to the man who just stuffed a whole bunch of the sample bread into a shopping bag... I saw you too, and I am judging you a little bit.
NEWSFLASH: I AM NO LONGER THE CRAZIEST PERSON ALIVE.
Awesome update: also, to the girl who keeps getting up and taking samples, hoping no one sees.... I see you eating the entire loaf of bread. I'm not judging you, because everyone loves free food, but I do see you.
Awesome update number two: to the man who just stuffed a whole bunch of the sample bread into a shopping bag... I saw you too, and I am judging you a little bit.