Six minutes well spent.

Keep in mind while watching this that these people make some of the best, most reliable and most respectable cars in the world.

Maybe Americans need to rethink football and start playing with some rubber bands.

The hype about the iPhone is ridiculous! Apple is a genius for creating cult phenomenons and ripping people off by overpricing a piece of crap. They know that people will want it anyway, because we function under the belief that "everyone else has one ( Read more... )

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...I just thought I would enlighten you.... mostly because I'm bored at the moment and I'm avoiding doing this again. Believe it or not, it's not the most pleasant experience in the world. Obviously I've done it more than once, but that's just because I do dumb things when I'm bored. Like poke holes in myself or superglue my toes together.


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I just wanted to show you this picture of gas prices and go "suckaaa!"


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Hey guess what! Pluto is not longer Planet-worthy! This makes me sad because I used to love to say "My Very Earthly Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pineapples." Now whats my mother going to sit upon? The acronyms are all whacked out now. School teachers everywhere need to fill the pineapple void ( Read more... )

Yesterday we all hopped into the car and drove off to Cleveland. Would you like to know why? Socks. My dad wanted socks. And me? I just wanted the free lunch and the chance to see Cleveland. We didn't stop to see anything aside from the A. mall and B. strip mall. Other than that, we just drove through to see things, all the while I made of ( Read more... )

My parents sold their car to me for a heck of a lot less than it's worth. Just about everyone I've encountered has looked at me, cocked their head to the side, and didn't bother masking their obvious shock/disgust as they ask "WhyFor the reason above. Duh. Hello, I'm at a $20,000 a year school, will have to pay gas and insurance, and I don't want ( Read more... )

hello, internet! would you like to see portions of my new house? i sure hope you said yes, because gosh, here they are!

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first of all, here is my beloved kitchen:

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people of the internet, i have done it. one of the most painful experiences ive undergone voluntarily... twice. yessiree, i had my tragus re-done. only this time, i had it done right (which translates into going through MORE cartilage which puts MORE pressure on the area and results in MORE pain. but i stayed conscious this time, i count that in my ( Read more... )