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[recycling]

"plan c (quiz show)"

Basically, as my mood states. Drawn and quartered from the recent events that seem almost criminal to omit at this conjecture, I'm faced first and foremost with the decision to either simply state my recent goings-on in a bland, deadpan narrative (which is almost impossible for me to do, as you all probably well know) or tell

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[talkingsupermen]

Wuss!
:)

[recycling]

Yeah.
:)

[koni]

Your Danny Boy story got me teared up. I sing that when I'm irreparably sad, which hasn't been lately. But, anyway, have a good time in Maine.

thank you, koni

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I tell you what, if even the mere mention of O Danny Boy doesn't get a person teared up, why..they just don't have a heart. That or it's small and black in their chest, like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. :(

Re: thank you, koni

[koni]

Or they're dumb and don't get the song. Heh.

[faster_pussycat]

i tried to glean sexual hunger from this post, but there was little to be gleaned. work harder next time! (LOL.)

ashley sounds adorable, and could you do a phone-post sometime when you're drunk of you singing "danny boy"?

i don't understand the lindsay lohan joke, and that's a shame, because i am very enthusiastic about lindsay lohan. she and her boobs were amazing in "mean girls"!

LOL? YOU?

[recycling]

That's just it. There's a complex dichonomy that's at play concerning my libido. Many people out there know that I'm pretty much depraved, that I'm really..really into sex. However, I'm not the kind of guy who lusts over young girls. If they're, say, under 25, I feel like I need to hold to a higher standard (oddly enough).

And there's nothing to understand about the Lindsay Lohan joke, that's why I think it's so damned funny. It's like Rocky Jokes on peyote.

LOL. ME.

[faster_pussycat]

i don't think you're depraved, although that's a kind of great word. it's admirable that you have standards. i should write something hypocritical up about my views on morals sometime that will alienate people, if i haven't already. fun!

ahhh. i'm the type who sometimes doesn't get jokes, even after they're explained to me, so i thought maybe it was an actual joke.

Re: LOL. ME.

[recycling]

You should write conjure up some real fire-and-brimstone one of these days, damning all your readers for their sinful lives. "What? You married your husband in a..Presbyterian church? HOMO!!" Something to that extent; I would seriously tingle from head to toe with glee.

But yeah, I mean..even though Aaliyah once said "age ain't nothin' but a number", from my experience, that's a lie. Like with Ashley, I seriously do not understand her fascination with Full House. And does she even remember the Dukes of Hazzard? Fuck no, she doesn't.

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[jasonanonymous]

Who's got the BEAST? I say it's time to meat "White Thunder". You're gonna fuck her, you know you are.

So go ahead. Her or him... you decide. It's an adventure either way.

Choose your road, sir. One leads away from Neverland, the other to a career giving hand jobs for crack. Seems like you're at that fork where life's asking you to choose, isn't it? Sometimes it's not a bad thing if a sailor is stolen from the embrace of the sea.

~Jason

Maybe you could get jobs at that inn up that way. I think it's owned by Dick Louden...

"Little Sister" my ASS!

[jasonanonymous]

By the way, say Hi to Mr. King for me. I hear he's written some great books. Too bad about that van thing though...

~Jason

Re: !

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No-no-no. NO. It was called "Vanilla Thunder", back in those heady days of consumption. But I'm a changed man, bitch. I've grown a beard so I'm all like Treat Williams in Everwood now. I thought you KNEW, SON.

I tell you though, you kind of hit it on the head. It's scary, but it's not scary. But above everything else, it is kind of obvious, even to me, that I'm sort of walking a tightrope right now..where if I lose balance, I'm going to fall into a chasm I'll never get out of. Ken, I think, is thinking the same thing.

Re: !

[kenopolis]

I do think you are walking a tightrope, but I don't think you will fall. Besides, if you do fall, there are plenty of people waiting to catch you

[ferretiger]

"Maybe not real soon, but eventually you will find yourself safe and warm in your paid-for houses, and I will be toothless and alone on the streets of Cincinnati, never to have done anything productive with my life." -- if this should ever happen, please be sure to tell Les Nessman I said hi.

Still searching for my big brother.

i'm about the worst big brother ever

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Baby, if you've ever wondered..
wondered, whatever became of me..
I'm livin' on the air in Cincinnati,
Cincinnati, W-K-R-P.

I've been known to sing that one while drinking, also.

You should get involved with the Big Brothers Big Sisters organization, yes? :)