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"plan c (quiz show)"

Basically, as my mood states. Drawn and quartered from the recent events that seem almost criminal to omit at this conjecture, I'm faced first and foremost with the decision to either simply state my recent goings-on in a bland, deadpan narrative (which is almost impossible for me to do, as you all probably well know) or tell

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[faster_pussycat]

i tried to glean sexual hunger from this post, but there was little to be gleaned. work harder next time! (LOL.)

ashley sounds adorable, and could you do a phone-post sometime when you're drunk of you singing "danny boy"?

i don't understand the lindsay lohan joke, and that's a shame, because i am very enthusiastic about lindsay lohan. she and her boobs were amazing in "mean girls"!

LOL? YOU?

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That's just it. There's a complex dichonomy that's at play concerning my libido. Many people out there know that I'm pretty much depraved, that I'm really..really into sex. However, I'm not the kind of guy who lusts over young girls. If they're, say, under 25, I feel like I need to hold to a higher standard (oddly enough).

And there's nothing to understand about the Lindsay Lohan joke, that's why I think it's so damned funny. It's like Rocky Jokes on peyote.

LOL. ME.

[faster_pussycat]

i don't think you're depraved, although that's a kind of great word. it's admirable that you have standards. i should write something hypocritical up about my views on morals sometime that will alienate people, if i haven't already. fun!

ahhh. i'm the type who sometimes doesn't get jokes, even after they're explained to me, so i thought maybe it was an actual joke.

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You should write conjure up some real fire-and-brimstone one of these days, damning all your readers for their sinful lives. "What? You married your husband in a..Presbyterian church? HOMO!!" Something to that extent; I would seriously tingle from head to toe with glee.

But yeah, I mean..even though Aaliyah once said "age ain't nothin' but a number", from my experience, that's a lie. Like with Ashley, I seriously do not understand her fascination with Full House. And does she even remember the Dukes of Hazzard? Fuck no, she doesn't.

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[faster_pussycat]

That sounds like a job for my other journal. In reality, I think I've always held a slightly higher moral standard for other people than I have for myself. Other people just make me sad sometimes. I think I've read Catcher In The Rye too many times.

But yeah, Full House...Full House is kind of unwatchable, even in an ironic sense.

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In a lot of ways you really are a female Holden Caulfield, I would have to say. I keep wondering if maybe I'm going to find a side of you that's as optimistic as my own, like when the other night when you were "emo." Like maybe you were going to bust out and get all serious. I don't think any less of you for the fact that I haven't yet.

You're seriously underlining book titles now? You GO, girl!

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[faster_pussycat]

I've been underlining books since I knew html existed! Show some respect!

Yeah, but optimism is what has kept me going through the years. Maybe not quite the same kind of optimism the average person has, and it's not sticking out like a sore thumb right now, but I definitely do have it, otherwise who knows where I'd be? Probably not somewhere so nice. Maybe even with Martha Stewart and other evil war criminals.

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I can't! I don't respect books like you do. None of them were written by me and I can barely even handle it anymore.

But you're right..every living person has optimism, at least enough to take that next breath. Without it you would be in a far less desireable place than you are today, certainly. You've been through a lot in your short life as it were, and I should very wisely just leave the subject of your enthusiasm alone, probably.

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[faster_pussycat]

Nahhhh, don't hesitate to say what's on your mind. I find your opinions and advice more interesting than probably anyone on my list, and I like hearing them. I'm just saying, I know that I can come across as being really mopey in some of my entries, especially lately, but I definitely do have a certain amount of optimism. A lot of optimism, depending on how you look at things. I'm just not your typical person, I guess, whatever that means, and right now it's overshadowed by the Emo Sunflower Syndrome.