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"plan c (quiz show)"

Basically, as my mood states. Drawn and quartered from the recent events that seem almost criminal to omit at this conjecture, I'm faced first and foremost with the decision to either simply state my recent goings-on in a bland, deadpan narrative (which is almost impossible for me to do, as you all probably well know) or tell

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[devronika]

Jay!

If she’d really come across as the “little sister” you always wanted as a kid, you’d have told her to put a fucking bra on, does her Mama let her leave the house like that?
Kidding.
What a sweet SWEET story. She sounds almost half as cool as me. Glad you hit it off. Perhaps she’ll be a pleasant distraction from things.

Incidentally; glad you’re back and journaling at least a little more than before.
Ahhh - write me a book, a sonnet, a poem, an article, a want-ad. I like your writing style, your wit and charm. I like to giggle when I read, and among other things, “shotgun” had me going. Don’t stop journaling or things could get ugly.

Danny Boy!
Harmony!
There is little cooler than breaking into song with someone you barely know and singing falling naturally into beautiful harmony. I have made life-long friends that way, in fact.

Speeches and harsh, authoritative tones. BROTHERHOOD! Ah yes, mighty brotherhood is always ruined by the presence of a woman. Exhibit A: Yoko Ono; but isn’t brotherhood largely a

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Heh..my dear, you have more folksy, home-spun wisdom than an entire episode of Prairie Home Companion, all in this one comment. You hit the nail square on the head when it comes to brotherhood. That's the thing I'm still confused about, and have yet to talk to with Eric about. Eric was heartbroken. Me, I had just came to the conclusion awhile ago that I am impossible to have a relationship with, therefore we were going to be manly men in a manly place. Even more ironic is how swimmingly Ashley and I are hitting it off; we hung out again, all day today and most of the evening. His cell phone rang this morning, and he was all, "Heh. It's Ashley." A minute later, he was all, "Yeah..she wants to talk to you, dude."

Whatever, is what I say. He's the one that opened Pandora's Box. If a component of this adventure we're having is about accepting consequences, then he's got a head start. She so doesn't think of Eric "like that." HA

[moxiebramble]

No tilting at silly rainbow colored, unicorn shaped windmills for you - it's a wise man who knows when he's been defeated.

Your plan before you leave should be to take Ashley to a street corner, put out a hat, do some harmonizing, and earn enough cash to GO TO THE AQUARIUM. Maine is lovely, but while they do know their skiball, and shopping outlets, there's nothing like it there.

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Bless her heart and bless yours, Becky, as she took me to the New England Aquarium today! It was magnificent! At first I was dubious, I was all, "Shit..no aquarium could ever beat Duluth, Minnesota's." But, as I usually tend to be these days, I was wrong.

[aspiring2live]

Yeah, clearly there's no danger here. I'm not going to actually shoot this heroin, I'm just gonna melt it up and put it in a syringe. No harm there.

Two men with their attractions and a chick on a unicorn spells hijinks at best, global thermonuclear war at worst. Harmlessly braless in the back seat (with near perfect teeth) can do no less than generate raw, testosterone-laced, teeth gritting, tension-filled attempts at normal guy talk in the front seat. Attempts which will be fruitless, save for the anguish and frustrated silence which they will yield. No, one cannot hold a focused thought in one's mind whilst huffing pheromones.

You, sir, are truly doomed.

;-)

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I guess that's the difference between where you're from and where I'm from, my friend. Obviously, you Carolinians are content to shield your womenfolk in the backseat. Were I in that position, I would offer the lady the front seat and be uncomfortable in the back..which is actually very symbolic of the way I'm feeling about this whole situation right now (sans the uncomfortability). I feel as though the stability of the situation falls on my shoulders, and how I choose to carry myself.

And besides, all three of us have cars anyway. :)

[silentrebel]

check yr email.

[kairuokami]

naysayer, not.
This is your place, take ownership and write whatever you damn feel and offend, turn heads in owe, and enjoy it. Or write a pretty pony princess story if you want.

Ashley seems like a great person.
Hoorar!

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You know, Ashley is a great person. We ran around all day today, to the New England Aquarium, and I just had the grandest time. She makes me feel like I'm 22 again (which admittedly isn't all that big of a stretch). Hoorar!

Pretty pony princess story? Actually, that's a damned good idea.. ...