a retraction
I would like to prostrate at the foot of Ms. I'm-So-Smart-Yet-I-Don't-Know-What-A-Gerbil-Is in sincerest apology for calling her Ms. I'm-So-Smart-Yet-I-Don't-Know-What-A-Gerbil-Is. That totally blows ass of me. Not only am I sorry for calling her out like that, I'm also sorry that she doesn't know what a gerbil is. Here, my friend.
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By the way, your sunglasses own. Let's be friends and stop the violence and start spreading happiness.
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plus, i'm high.
dammit.
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What movie was this, where you saw all that nonsense? Were you watching House of 1000 Corpses again? It's unhealthy, my friend. I just want to help you.
But now I need to go to sleep and give my overheated brain a rest.
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I think I've even spelled "segue" as "segway" in my journal.
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I just never lived in a house that has one, I still haven't.
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But yeah, I'm still a stinkpickle for making fun of my friend. And that part I'm not lying about. :(
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If so..no, he is not welcome in this state.
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I had no choice Jay, you know that. I know you arn't talking about me, because I don't have a fat ass... But it still stung a little.
And Jay, always remember, it takes 2 to tango... You have always been a good friend to me, and I often feel like I've been neglecting my duties in the friend dept... But the fact remains, whatever you need, whenever...
BTW, you need anything in preperation for your move? I've got Thursday and Friday off if you want to take me up on a meal at Blue Bird.
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Or does Jason want them back? Hmmm...
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...and I like "Sweet Cheeks" or "Tootie-Tang" better than "Buttnugget", by the way.
Maybe you could combine them, something like "Sweet Cheeks Buttnugget". I don't know...
But anyway, if you can use those boxes/tape/tape guns, go ahead and snag 'em from Ken. Donate/recycle the boxes and send the tape guns back (or leave 'em here in town and I'll come get 'em.
~Jason
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That one sounds all sorts of awesome. :)
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