the law of threes

[recycling]

a retraction
I would like to prostrate at the foot of Ms. I'm-So-Smart-Yet-I-Don't-Know-What-A-Gerbil-Is in sincerest apology for calling her Ms. I'm-So-Smart-Yet-I-Don't-Know-What-A-Gerbil-Is. That totally blows ass of me. Not only am I sorry for calling her out like that, I'm also sorry that she doesn't know what a gerbil is. Here, my friend.

Comments

[saladbar]

Gerbils are illegal to own in some states, like California. So it is conceivable to be smart and not know what one is.

[recycling]

Yeah, but we're from a Gerbil state. I see your point of view, but in this state, gerbils are allowed to roam as they see fit, much like cows in India. Hurting one is punishable by all sorts of nasty things. We have a golden statue of a gerbil in front of our capital building. It says "OUR FOUNDER."

But yeah, I'm still a stinkpickle for making fun of my friend. And that part I'm not lying about. :(

[saladbar]

I guess then Richard Gere isn't welcome in your state. ;)

[recycling]

What's the deal with Richard Gere? You're like the second person who has mentioned that dude. Did he make a statement about how much he hates gerbils or something?

If so..no, he is not welcome in this state.

[ex_alloveryo955]

he doesn't hate them..he loves them..so much that he sticks them in his rear...

[recycling]

You gotta be kidding me. And I missed that one? I must be slipping..

Gerbiling is totally wrong and I don't condone that whatsoever.

[saladbar]

Urban Legend: http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

Supposedly not true but the joke lives on and on and on and on and on and on...