Last night, in a quiet moment, I was sitting on the couch at a friend's house, and I heard, "Well, Jews overly-pity themselves because of the Nazis ( Read more... )

"Mr. Jerusalem. I have a small bomb bonded to the right side of my brain. If I give out Mr. Royce's location and/or phone number, the bomb will explode. He did this terrible thing to me precisely so that you could not trace him over the holiday period. Goodbye ( Read more... )

Lately I've been feeling like I've got too much going on, and not enough time with which to accomplish anything ( Read more... )

So, I've cleaned out my friends list.
It's nothing personal, but if I don't ever see or speak to you, or if we're no longer friends, I don't want to pretend that I'm interested in reading your posts.
If you think I've accidentally removed you, or wish that we were still friends, you can leave a comment.

That's all.

I got an e-mail from one of my professors yesterday with this subject line: "could you do me a favor ( Read more... )

Ryvenna: For those nights when you wake up and realize you're no longer in your bed.
Kenny: I need more nights like that.
Ryvenna: And then you realize you're in Karl's.
Kenny: That might be preferable, Karl's nice and cuddly.
Karl: Uhhh.....

    This is last day of my six-week summer session, and I can't wait for it to be completely over. I'm totally wiped out, and I wish I had, knowing Joe was having surgery, just sucked it up and decided to stay at Ohlone another semester and not taken summer classes. I feel like a pretty major dick, leaving him home alone a few days after the fact, ( Read more... )

Joe's out of surgery already. It took about two hours, and everything went well. He's in the recovery room for about another hour, hour and a half, so I haven't gotten to see him yet, but I will soon.

They're keeping him (and therefore,me) overnight, but after that he just needs some rest.
Anyone interested in any updates from here can text me.

I don't know about any of you, but I watched Obama's speech on race ( Read more... )

This is what happens every time I go to feed the kitties.

Ryvenna: Pours out dry food into kitty bowls.
Hayaji: "Food! Nom nom nom."
Atusko: "What is this? I don't like this."
Ryvenna: "This is the same dry food you get almost every day."
Atusko: "No. I hate it. Go away."
Ryvenna: Picks up kitty, and puts her in front of food bowl.
Atsuko: "Food! Nom nom ( Read more... )