fuck yes.
its sweater weather, people.
celebrate.

its only a little past noon and already today has been totally weird ( Read more... )

what the fuck?

nicole, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

haha. thank-you, jobpredictor.com
now i finally know what to do with my life.

it be my birthday, you scaborous dogs.
i be 22 years of age this day.
if ye don't leave me a birthday comment i'll keelhaul ye.

my 50's birthday party was sooo much fun.
there were so many people there
and the music was awesome
and the costumes were incredible
and the guests were so crunk
and the dancing was hilarious.
i had a great time, daddio.

http://explodingdog.com/twoeight/youbethe.html

i got yelled at last night and loved every second of it.
now i know he really does care.

1) When I was a kid after school I: used to build forts in the livingroom with my brother ( Read more... )