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1) When I was a kid after school I: used to build forts in the livingroom with my brother
2) This one time when I was high: i watched bob ross paint and i felt like my head was going to explode.
3) The New Pope:used to be a nazi-youth.
4) I fall asleep easily: with geoff sleeping next to me.
5) I need more: time.
6) I need less: stress.
7) Public toilets are useful for: getting chicks numbers.
8) The United States should change its name to: i will fuck you in the ass united
9) My theme song would be: "there is a light that never goes out" by the smiths
10) Sometimes I think people: should be punched in the neck.
11) Prescription drugs are: interesting
12) I think about sex when: i look at brandy.
13) The middle finger is most useful:for letting people know how you really feel.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: i payed too much.
15) In one month: i'll be missing him already.
16) For the last time: i did not make out with your cat.
17) The last thing I stole: was cigarettes from talon.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: would be plane tickets to europe and peru.
19) When in Rome:i will eat amazing food, dress up nice, and touch elise's boobs while i make out with brandy on a romantic roman street at night.
20) If only I could get rid of: my money problems.
21) Your mom:is a good kisser.
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be:spring rolls from thai cafe
23) The last person who talked to me: was geoff's voice mail message.
24) I mostly use the internet:to watch you take showers.
25) When I'm President:i will outlaw the phrase "do you come here often?"
26) I most resemble: my grandmother when she was my age.
27) The word I say too much is:fuck
29) Michael Jackson: looks like a female lord voldemort
30) The Speed Limit means: go a least 10 more than this.
31) When I die I want my body: to come back to life and eat your brains
32) If I could go back in time I'd: never have abandonned a friend when he needed me the most.
33) The last time I said "this sucks" I:just tried to call geoff but his phone was dead..
34) You obviously know me well when: i tell you about that time involving me, a beer bong, and ewan mcgreggor
35) Tomorrow I will:be at work
36) I spend too much time:on the internet.
37) The last thing I broke: was a promise to myself.
2) This one time when I was high: i watched bob ross paint and i felt like my head was going to explode.
3) The New Pope:used to be a nazi-youth.
4) I fall asleep easily: with geoff sleeping next to me.
5) I need more: time.
6) I need less: stress.
7) Public toilets are useful for: getting chicks numbers.
8) The United States should change its name to: i will fuck you in the ass united
9) My theme song would be: "there is a light that never goes out" by the smiths
10) Sometimes I think people: should be punched in the neck.
11) Prescription drugs are: interesting
12) I think about sex when: i look at brandy.
13) The middle finger is most useful:for letting people know how you really feel.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: i payed too much.
15) In one month: i'll be missing him already.
16) For the last time: i did not make out with your cat.
17) The last thing I stole: was cigarettes from talon.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: would be plane tickets to europe and peru.
19) When in Rome:i will eat amazing food, dress up nice, and touch elise's boobs while i make out with brandy on a romantic roman street at night.
20) If only I could get rid of: my money problems.
21) Your mom:is a good kisser.
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be:spring rolls from thai cafe
23) The last person who talked to me: was geoff's voice mail message.
24) I mostly use the internet:to watch you take showers.
25) When I'm President:i will outlaw the phrase "do you come here often?"
26) I most resemble: my grandmother when she was my age.
27) The word I say too much is:fuck
29) Michael Jackson: looks like a female lord voldemort
30) The Speed Limit means: go a least 10 more than this.
31) When I die I want my body: to come back to life and eat your brains
32) If I could go back in time I'd: never have abandonned a friend when he needed me the most.
33) The last time I said "this sucks" I:just tried to call geoff but his phone was dead..
34) You obviously know me well when: i tell you about that time involving me, a beer bong, and ewan mcgreggor
35) Tomorrow I will:be at work
36) I spend too much time:on the internet.
37) The last thing I broke: was a promise to myself.