Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.

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( Tickle fight! )

After witnessing an unfortunate incident on the slopes of Mount Orodruin, Elrond and Thranduil must escape Mordor disguised as females. And that's only the start of their problems. Elrond; Thranduil; Caleborn; Celebrian; Galadriel. Rated PG-13 for innuendo.

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For the birthday of Mistress Aislynn, a modest tale I hinted at long ago and have finally been arsed to produce. Felicitations and many happy returns!

( Manwe's bollocks! Who could be behind this fiendish thing? )

I don't know what my problem is.  I get this way around Solstice-time.  To cheer myself up, I wrote this little filk, my first.
( Welcome to the land of Valinorë )

Once again, I am a beta-reader! For those who like their dark, dark, darkety-darkfics, may I draw your attention to Crowdaughter's Murder The Dawn.

Gentle Readers, at long last I may direct to to a story that was presented to me in June:

Elessar's Heir by Crowdaughter.

After almost three thousand years of Mirkwood 'getting it' from Imladris, Eryn Lasgalen gets a little of its own back. Enjoy!