Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.

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*snort* You have to check this out . . .

The Elvis-king

Thank you, Mistress Aislynn!

For the birthday of Mistress Aislynn, a modest tale I hinted at long ago and have finally been arsed to produce. Felicitations and many happy returns!

( Manwe's bollocks! Who could be behind this fiendish thing? )