Happy Birthday, Aislynn: Mail Ghoul

Jul 09, 2008 19:17


For the birthday of Mistress Aislynn, a modest tale I hinted at long ago and have finally been arsed to produce. Felicitations and many happy returns!

Manwe's bollocks! Who could be behind this fiendish thing? )

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nierielraina July 10 2008, 01:46:07 UTC
ROTFLMAO!!!! Most Excellent, my lord! *still snickering*

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randy_o July 10 2008, 17:49:03 UTC
Thank you. Snickering is always good. ;)

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ignoblebard July 10 2008, 02:53:16 UTC
I like Legolas and Aragorn and their "woodcraftsmanship". This is very funny. I'm sure Aislynn will love it.

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randy_o July 10 2008, 17:52:06 UTC
And I thank you for your beta reading efforts, which I have initially forgotten to credit you for.

And what do you mean? Legolas and Aragorn were going out into the woods to do 'manly' things like shoot black squirrels. And then find a forest pool(TM) afterwards!

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alassante July 10 2008, 02:54:17 UTC
lmfao You're nuts! I love it!

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randy_o July 10 2008, 17:55:00 UTC
You're nuts!

Nuts? Nuts?!! Lese majeste! ROFLMAO

Thank you -- glad you liked it.

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heartofoshun July 10 2008, 03:23:14 UTC
This is awesomely funny. Cannot list all of my favorite parts, I would end up cutting and pasting most of it. I am still, after having read it twice, really smitten with Aragorn being Man enough to admit, if only to himself, that he might have a use for that gweth-enhancement brochure.

And Galion: "Whom have you offended in the last Long-year, Sire?" I'm havng trouble remembering how people I have offended in the 24 hours right now.

Just, wow! What a great read.

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randy_o July 10 2008, 17:57:25 UTC
I'm glad you enjoyed this.

And Galion: "Whom have you offended in the last Long-year, Sire?" I'm havng trouble remembering how people I have offended in the 24 hours right now.

Knowing Thranduil, I'm sure Galion could have produced a very long list. And knowing Thranduil, I'm equally sure he was sincerely puzzled. ;)

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heartofoshun July 10 2008, 18:03:24 UTC
** I'm sure Galion could have produced a very long list. And knowing Thranduil, I'm equally sure he was sincerely puzzled. ;)**

Good point! Galion is such a wonderful foil for Thranduil. (My daughter plays that role in my life.)

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Thank you!!! crowdaughter July 10 2008, 07:23:26 UTC
ROTFLMAO!!!

This is a wonderful birthday gift. And I especially love the end. Thus we learn how the ruin of the Elven realms through discord started... (and that whole "destroy the One Ring" mungo was only a clever plan of Gandalf and Radagast, cooked up to bring tem together again and stop this nonsense, at the cost of poor Sauron).

Especially loved the herbs add, Aragorn and Legolas sudden eagerness to practice their learned skills... and Galion's smugness about his spare key.:)

My lord, thank you for this wonderful gift. I love it!

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Most Welcome! randy_o July 10 2008, 17:47:30 UTC
After all those hilarious cartoons I thought it was about time I responded in kind. Not to mention how understanding you were about the first, long-ago reference to your work.

Thus we learn how the ruin of the Elven realms through discord started... (and that whole "destroy the One Ring" mungo was only a clever plan of Gandalf and Radagast, cooked up to bring tem together again and stop this nonsense, at the cost of poor Sauron).

And a darn good thing, or else they'd have devolved to short-sheeting one another's beds and putting pudding pots on the tops of doors. It's a pity about Sauron, but at least Legolas and Aragorn had an excuse to spend more time together honing their 'wilderness skills.'

Many happy returns of the day! :)

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