"Hey, you called Randall. Leave me a message and I will most likely call you back when I'm off the air."

(Contact mun here too.)

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I didn't lose my virginity until well into my college years. She was an older woman. It really didn't go as well as I'd hoped. Which is probably where this whole "making sure she's more than satisfied" thing I have takes root.

I miss sex. Mostly I miss having sex with someone I'm crazy fucking in love with.

So this creepy stuff is interesting. I take it this isn't usual around here? Hearts beating. Things like that? Because I gotta say someone told me the Kashtta was a good place for me to stay and I'm not sure I'm convinced yet ( Read more... )

....you really think this is funny?

I'm glad you decided to give me some attention and throw me in there, but... really? Most people get superpowers and abilities and I get...disintegrating shirts? You had to do that ( Read more... )

{Just something. Joshua is an NPC.}

“Hey Raaaandy ( Read more... )

My ten year old has more homework than I think I had in high school. Or....maybe I just didn't do most of my homework in high school.

But still.

What the hell?

He's ten.

I need more coffee to get through the night.

Happy Birthday, Gorgeous.

And for later.

Love you.

Um mun...

He used to think he'd need to hear the words one day, but now all he needs for her to look at him like this for as long as he can have it.