beyondtherift ][ very embarrassingly public

[ramblinmann]

I didn't lose my virginity until well into my college years. She was an older woman. It really didn't go as well as I'd hoped. Which is probably where this whole "making sure she's more than satisfied" thing I have takes root.

I miss sex. Mostly I miss having sex with someone I'm crazy fucking in love with.

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[ramblinmann]

[...d'oh shit.]

I swear I'm not a horn-ball.

[moveuranus]

You sure? Because the shirts I have being made say otherwise.

[ramblinmann]

You've got shirts being made just for me? I feel special now.

[moveuranus]

Hey, you're the only hornball in Chicago I'd go to such lengths for.

At least your secret isn't too revealing. I have a feeling Chicago may like you. I'd expect the girls to be lining up to be your date to the ball.

[omnomnomface]

I mean. I'm not gonna kid myself and say you could be crazy fucking in love with me, but. If you miss sex. Well. I'm here to help a friend out, buddy.

[ramblinmann]

[Oh god he's blushing a bit over here]

I promise I wasn't looking for propositions.

[omnomnomface]

I know. I'm just sayin'. If you ever really missed it that much you wouldn't mind doing it with me. I wouldn't mind doing it with you. Is all.

[ramblinmann]

I'll let you know. I kind of like hanging out first though, so maybe we could do that at least. Hang out.

[smithnjones]

I think that's a perfectly legitimate thing to miss.

[ramblinmann]

Doesn't make me a stupid boy?

[smithnjones]

No.

It's something I miss too.

[ramblinmann]

Okay, I don't feel so awkward now. I guess this could have been a lot worse.

[willnotbemine]

I agree with the very smart lady above me. It's a natural thing to miss and want, I think.

[ramblinmann]

I feel really embarrassed now.

[willnotbemine]

Sorry. :( Know that I am not judging you at all!

[ramblinmann]

Promise?

[doctorofdeath]

Sex is wonderful, and the emotional component intensifies the experience.

[ramblinmann]

Exactly what I was going for. You said it a lot better.

[doctorofdeath]

It's also good for you. There was a recent study published in the American Journal of Cardiology which stated that men who have sexual intercourse at least twice a week were significantly less likely to suffer from heart disease than those who have it less frequently.

[ramblinmann]

Okay, well now I'm worried. I'm clearly not having enough sex right now.