[It's unclear if this is public because of secrets week or because she's just drunk and thinks it's overshare time]

I'M DRUNK

AND HORNY

PLEASE COME HAVE SEX WITH ME

EVERYONE

My parents both died in a fire when I was sixteen. Ever since then, I've been terrified of fire. I don't even like to date Afreets, even though my mom was one.

I think they loved me.

I think they're the only ones who have ever loved me.

[Locked to Dave]YO ( Read more... )

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, Y'ALL.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW OLD I AM?

GUESS.

I'LL PUT IT BEHIND A CUT.

( COME ON. GUESS. )

[OOC: Backdated to yesterday. I suck at posting.]OMG. OMG. OMG OMG OMG ( Read more... )

If you need anything from me--questions about canon, criticism, requests for one off, plotting, whatever you want, comment here and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

That is, if you can't reach me at my AIM screenname (fangirlai), through my personal journal (yetregressing) or through email (mjmgeek [at] buckeye-access.com).

( She might miss her sacred chance to go a consecrated martyr )

I just watched the BEST TV SHOW EVER, GUYS.

Seriously. It had Rifts! And this guy got, like, CHOPPED UP IN ONE. So badass. Seriously. And there were kids! It was like a cute family film everyone can enjoy!

Five thumbs up for this one.

Guess what.

You promised me a trip to the library. Well we're taking the trip. Bring your girlfriend. Bring whoever. And give me a time. But we gotta do this, 'cause your life is that much worse without Dr. Suess in it.

So help me god we're doing this meme.

MY CHARACTERS HAVE TAKEN VERITASERUM. This means that no matter what THEY CANNOT LIE. Got that? CANNOT.

Clearly we must use this moment for evil.

Just as a reminder, my characters ARE: MICHAEL VAUGHN, GLADYS, SCOUT, TRINITY MCFASATER, CHANCE ADAMS, MIKE MCGILL. Have at, fokls. ASK THEM ANYTHING. THEY WILL ( Read more... )