DUDE. I WANT YOUR COMPANY. I WANT ALL THE COMPANY. :D :D :D
Hi! How's the dress? You should bring Wheaties! Although, like. Wheaties and beer would probably be gross. Then again, maybe not! MAYBE WE COULD HAVE WHEATIES AND MIMOSAS.
The dress is still pretty wrangled, but I got something else cute to wear. I'll bring the Wheaties and we will figure out something awesome and then we'll name it after you for your birthday.
This is a little late, but I've been working on making sure I get all my affairs in order, now that I'm back.
I am going to hunt you down, and kill you properly. I'm going to watch you die. I am going to leave the blood on the floor, and watch it congeal. I am going to piss on your corpse. I am going to dig your eyes out while you're still alive. I am going to cut open your abdomen, and play with your intestines. I'm going to let your stomach acid eat at your innards. I'm going to pull all of your teeth and fingernails from you, one by one.
And every time you shift, due to the pain, I'm going to stun you with a -- well, let's just call it a cattle prod -- so that you'll be back to me properly.
I'm going to fucking kill you, you pathetic bitch. You don't even deserve how much work I'm going to put into making you suffer, you piece of trash.
Do I get to finish the drink, break the glass, and shove it deep into the soft part of your abdomen, feeling your hot, sticky, addictive blood pump out over my hands, dig the glass just a bit deeper into you, twisting it, listening to your perfect screams, as they start mutating into howls, like the little bitch you are?
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That's awesome! If you're up for some ME as company, I'd love to come help you celebrate your birthday.
Oh. This is Rogue, by the way. With the messy dress and Wheaties and all? :)
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DUDE. I WANT YOUR COMPANY. I WANT ALL THE COMPANY. :D :D :D
Hi! How's the dress? You should bring Wheaties! Although, like. Wheaties and beer would probably be gross. Then again, maybe not! MAYBE WE COULD HAVE WHEATIES AND MIMOSAS.
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Well, you're gonna get it then! :D
The dress is still pretty wrangled, but I got something else cute to wear. I'll bring the Wheaties and we will figure out something awesome and then we'll name it after you for your birthday.
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How old are you? Because I really hope you're old enough to drink and--
I hope it's been a good day so far.
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It's been a totally awesome day. Except for, like. The heat. 'Cause that's just HOT. But. Um. Thanks! :D
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You should come to the club. I'll have a birthday drink with you.
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(Thank you. :D I bet you're special too.)
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I wanna drink and dance and celebrate!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. In Chicago, every birthday should be like a freaking milestone.
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THANKS! I love birthdays. :D
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I am going to hunt you down, and kill you properly. I'm going to watch you die. I am going to leave the blood on the floor, and watch it congeal. I am going to piss on your corpse. I am going to dig your eyes out while you're still alive. I am going to cut open your abdomen, and play with your intestines. I'm going to let your stomach acid eat at your innards. I'm going to pull all of your teeth and fingernails from you, one by one.
And every time you shift, due to the pain, I'm going to stun you with a -- well, let's just call it a cattle prod -- so that you'll be back to me properly.
I'm going to fucking kill you, you pathetic bitch. You don't even deserve how much work I'm going to put into making you suffer, you piece of trash.
Happy Birthday.
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Thank you for the birthday wishes! They, like. Y'know.
Do you wanna drink?
<3
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<3 <3 <3 <3
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